You Are Homer Simpson
You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe...
With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts.
You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on life
Your life philosophy: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."
The Simpsons Personality Test
Your Wrath Quotient: 11%
Revenge, anger, rage? They're hardly words in your vocabulary.
If someone wrongs you, you move on. You rather be indifferent than upset.
How Much Wrath Do You Have?
You Are 14% Evil
You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!
How Evil Are You?
You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
You Are Somewhat Honest
You do tend to tell the truth a lot
But you also stretch the truth on occasion
You figure a little lie isn't a big deal
As long as it doesn't hurt anyone too much!
How Honest Are You? test
What SuPeR HeRo Would You Be?
Spiderman
You are a little on the geeky side, but you love saving that special someone, you jump from rooftop to windows trying to save the people of your town!
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What Kind of Storm are You?
Hurricane
You are a hurricane! You tend to be outgoing, sweet, and everyones best friend. You have an endless supply of dancing and drinking partners because people think the sun shines out of your you-know-what!
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Three Things
Three things that scare me:
1 Death
2 Heights
3 And... Death
Three people who make me laugh:
1 Mandi
2 West
3 My Dad
Three Things I love:
1 My Parents
2 My friends
3 My Video Games
Three Things I hate:
1 Fake Niggaz
2 The Devil
3 Dudes Who Cheat On Girls 4 No Reason
Three things I don't understand:
1 Karrine Steffans (Superhead)
2 Why dudes b fakin
3 Why hoes b fakin
Three things on my desk:
1 PS2
2 Video Games
3 Paper
Three things I'm doing right now:
1 Chillin
2 Relaxin
3 Thinking about whores
Three things I want to do before I die:
1 Be a charcter on the real world
2 Kill a giraffe
3 Become a famous writer
Three things I can do:
1 Roll my eyes 2 the back of my head
2 Good voice impressions
3 Your Mom!!! LOL
Three ways to describe my personality:
1 Sweet
2 Caring
3 Annoying
Three things I can't do:
1 Sing
2 Dance
3 Can't Do math
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jrok
Birthday: 12-04-88
Birthplace: Washington D.C
Current Location: MAryland
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blac
Height: I 4got LOL
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Blac
The Shoes You Wore Today: Old. LOL
Your Weakness: Girls
Your Fears: What girls can do
Your Perfect Pizza: Just pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: GET A CAR
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: It differs
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenever I Want
Your Most Missed Memory: Goin 2 Potomac
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Time to Time yea
Do you Swear: ALL DA TYME
Do you Sing: I try wit no success
Do you Shower Daily: But of course
Have you Been in Love: Yep
Do you want to go to College: Yep
Do you want to get Married: Nope
Do you belive in yourself: Yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Yep
Are you a Health Freak: HELL NAW
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: If they get me outta skool or work
Do you play an Instrument: Noe
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YEP
In the past month have you Smoked: YEP
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yep
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: PLEASE!!! LOL
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm 2 fat to go skinny dipping
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Uhhhhh...... naw.
Ever been Drunk: Yep
Ever been called a Tease: No but I have been called a bullshiter
Ever been Beaten up: Yep
Ever Shoplifted: Who hasn't?
How do you want to Die: In My Sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Writer
What country would you most like to Visit: Dont Matter
In a Boy/Girl..
rightNumber of Drugs I have taken: NONE
Number of CDs I own: 2 many 2 count
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A LOT
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Ummmmm I don't really wanna meet anybody lol. I'm fine with who I got in my life now.
You Are a Good Friend Because You're Loyal
You stick with your friends no matter what, even if you feel like they're doing the wrong thing.
You believe in letting people figure out their own path in life. It's not your place to interfere.
And part of your loyalty means that you'll do a lot for your friends. You definitely go the extra mile.
You'll even do great things for friends without them asking. After all, that's what friendship is all about.
You are truly a friend for life. And you have friends you've known since you were a kid.
Your friends can count on you to do a favor, remember a birthday, or just be there to listen.
Your friends need you most when: They can't turn to anyone else
You really can't be friends with: Fickle people who change friends quickly
Your friendship quote: "Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows."
What Makes You a Good Friend?
There's a Chance You Could Be Violent
Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions.
Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act.
Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage.
Could You Be Violent?
You Don't Hold a Grudge
You're willing to give almost anyone a second chance, even if they've really wronged you.
Incredibly forgiving and compassionate, you understand that people sometimes change for the better.
Do You Hold a Grudge?
Your Values Profile
Loyalty:
You value loyalty highly.
You're completely devoted to your friends and family.
Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them.
Just make sure they're equally loyal to you!
Honesty:
You value honesty a fair amount.
You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.
If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.
In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."
Generosity:
You value generosity highly.
So much so that you often put your own needs last.
There's nothing wrong with having a caring heart...
But you may want to rethink your "open wallet" policy.
Humility:
You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.
Tolerance:
You value tolerance highly.
Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...
You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.
You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.
The Five Factor Values Test
I am a very versatile ass dude as u can prolly tell by this damn playlist lmao. I will be listening to Lil Wayne one second and Carrie Underwood the next (yea nigga I said it CARRIE FUCKING UNDERWOOD!!!!!). Music just puts me at ease and at times I just sit down and listen and just groove to the music of any song. I'm very versatile when it comes to music and I will NEVER limit myself to a certain type of music.
My favorite movie of all time is Boyz N Da Hood. I been lovin dat movie since I was a lil ass boy lol. I love Baby Boy, Black Snake Moan, Kill Bill and a lot of other ish. But 1 mive i HATE with a passion is House Of The Dead. That was the worst movie I have ever seen :-( I also hate When A Stranger Calls, and The Exorcism Of Emily Rose. All stupid movies that aren't worth anyones valuable time :-(
I'm a BIG Simpsons fan, always have been always will be. I also love Family Guy, Futurama, South Park and a lot of other ish 2. Some shows I HATE are Saul Of The Mole Man. ARRGGHH!!!! THAT IS A STUPID ASS SHOW. I hate the Suite life of Zack and Cody (two annoying ass faggots lol).
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GOD, My Parents, My Brother, ALL MY FRIENDS and last but not least myself!!!!!!