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About Me

I have had a round pink head for some time. From my round pink head comes stuff that turns into songs and other gubbins and this is where i'm going to put it until someone tells me to stop. Rochdale is the single greatest invention in the entire world. Well done Rochdale.All songs were recorded by hosepipe into a frustrated labrador puppy whose rapid barking triggered a swarm of bees. The bees abandoned their honey to hum and squeal and generally go loopy near a dusty gramaphone. I bought their honey and the gramaphone at a craft fair in Port Gaverne, Cornwall.All pictures were lovingly crafted in the serene setting of MS Word and are available through the yoghurt pot string attachment facility of eeeeeee-mail. Ask nicely though.

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Member Since: 5/4/2006
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Influences: other round pink heads such as frank black, that there lennon man, jeff of the buckleys, tyla, bjork, doug pinnick (not strictly pink) and lots more.
Sounds Like: me and a guitar and sometimes some bleeby tweety stuff and sometimes drums and other stuff but not always. and usually you can hear the hum of my pc in the background or next door's tv if they've got it on loud. they watch a lot of soaps.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Promises promises

Okay, okay, i've said it before but now it's going to happen. Music, and my music at that. Initial rehearsals to start a week on Monday. Gigs to happen in Birmingham, recording to ha...
Posted by Heroic Mr Kemmer on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:13:00 PST

Catastrophe

Hello, long time no see/hear/read etc. Having a son is great but it's not good for blogging. Work has gone crazy (eh Mr Truffles?!) and i haven't picked up a guitar in earnest for about 8 ...
Posted by Heroic Mr Kemmer on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:15:00 PST

Hiccups!

Well, hello! My beautiful 5 day old son is currently sitting in my arms hiccupping away like there'll be no tomorrow. Bless him, all he wants to do is sleep but every time he closes his eyes ano...
Posted by Heroic Mr Kemmer on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:34:00 PST

New Song! (not quite)

Well hello all! I've finally got a new track up, though of course it's an old track, recorded about 5 years ago that I found and decided i quite like again, despite the off key singing and ...
Posted by Heroic Mr Kemmer on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:14:00 PST

codicil

Still listening to Kings X but it's got to one of the songs that annoys on purpose - soppy arsed lyrics and far too much chorus on picked guitar then SMASH into a filthy rock riff and some great vox.&...
Posted by Heroic Mr Kemmer on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:47:00 PST

Grrrrr

I just wrote a really long blog and then pressed the wrong button at the bottom (why are the cancel and preview and post button so close together!!!!) and it deleted everything. Grrrrrr.......
Posted by Heroic Mr Kemmer on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:43:00 PST

The best film in the world

Sometimes when i'm feeling particularly low and upset i have to watch a film called They Might Be Giants. Starring George C Scott and Joanne Woodward it tells the tale of a brilliant judge named...
Posted by Heroic Mr Kemmer on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:03:00 PST

The thing is...

...that the urinals at my place of work stunk today of beef flavoured Monster Munch. Which leads me to ask how much beef flavoured Monster Munch does one have to eat before one is urinating pure...
Posted by Heroic Mr Kemmer on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:41:00 PST

Xmas

Let's all buy stuff or the devil will come for us and whip us into the january sales... I don't believe in that ethereal wonderment watching over us all but not doing anything cause really we al...
Posted by Heroic Mr Kemmer on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 05:37:00 PST

Damaged goods, send me back

I'm not sure how this has happened. I'm 30 years old, married to a wonderful woman who will give birth to our first child at the end of March (keep your fingers crossed for us). I've got a...
Posted by Heroic Mr Kemmer on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:07:00 PST