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Scoobz

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Day by day the penguins take my sanity!

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I thought they banned ciggie adverts!!!!

I had to quit smoking again.. yeah, yeah I know!!! However you know the thing that really pisses me off since I have quit? Yep its the constant quit smoking adverts. For a person who has just quit the...
Posted by Scoobz on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 01:39:00 PST

How difficult can it be??? (The perils of drunken agreements)

It was a summer afternoon that led to the pain I have been suffering for the last 3 days.   It was then the girl suggested that I come along with her walking buddies and climb ..   "How dif...
Posted by Scoobz on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:15:00 PST

Empathy, Empathy they have all got it in for me!!!

It seems joining the information super highway is not as simple as the adverts say. More "B" road than super highway. That smug git on the adverts can kiss my router!!! For the past week and a half I ...
Posted by Scoobz on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:21:00 PST

Guess whose back.... back again!!!

Yes, I am back once again, your peoples poet, the voice of commuting London, the voice of the little person. Only one thought for today (start small as I am out of practice). That thought: How F**KIN ...
Posted by Scoobz on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:59:00 PST

Lives in a house a very big house in the country!

Happy New Year people, I trust everyone had fun apart from most of my friends who all seemed to be ill with man flu. Man flu is the worst possible strain of flu and aimed specifically at blokes causin...
Posted by Scoobz on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:41:00 PST

A haven from shopping... yep booze!!!!

I want to the poshest bar ever yesterday, and think I may have pissed in the sink!!! Ha only joking but I did wonder. As there was no white porcelain to be found!!! Finding the correct ...
Posted by Scoobz on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 04:54:00 PST

Dating = Paranoia!

I have recently been seeing a girl (told you I wasn't). This started off as nice and casual but recently it got a bit more regular.   This is great and I really enjoy her company. I think she ev...
Posted by Scoobz on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 05:12:00 PST

Pop Quiz

Anyone tell me what film this is from, I know I have seen it in the last month but it came on my MP3 player randomly on the tube and if I am honest it is bugging the shit out of me http://www.youtube....
Posted by Scoobz on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:15:00 PST

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery

The very thoughts that have just crossed my mind... I left the tube whistling a happy tune.. its 2.30pm. Everyone will be at work, how busy can the post office be??? Wrong muthaf****. The whole of go...
Posted by Scoobz on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:09:00 PST

Cornholio!!!!!!!!

So you fancy a drink, just the one,To clear your head, it won't be long,It's a beautiful day to waste away,There's plenty of time for another one Have had to much coffee, so have a lot of pent up ener...
Posted by Scoobz on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:52:00 PST