george w.

I am the president of the United States, which is really cool. I get my own jet and my own army and I can ride my bicycle anywhere I want. It is sooooo cool.See, being president isn't all fun and games, though. It is very hard work. For example I had to be a "war president". And I also had to make sure that hardly any supplies got those poor folks who were left over after Katrina. Another big problem I have is not drinking or doing blow anymore. But, God has a plan for me.I pray a LOT. Like just this morning I was taking a huge shit and I prayed that the toilet wouldn't get clogged because the ambassador of China was over for brunch and I didn't want that stink floating around the White House while we're trying to negotiate. We got a lot to work on, Mr. China and me, like when can I ride my bike on top of the Great Wall? I think that would be awesome. Another issue I plan on bringing up with my yellow friend is why can't all Chinese restaurants just stop using MSG? If I want to fart the whole way home in the limo, I'll ask for MSG. If you don't hear me ask for it, just assume "no MSG".Anyway, that's all, I'm the president, so, yeah.