Im Dj Karlocs, Dj Karlocs is a fucking genius, if you doubt his high level of intelligence, he'll not only hurt you physically but also emotionally. the reason why I personify his existence is because scientific studies have researched that if he is spoken of in literal terms and not by whom the creator is. the host that decides to substituted their birth name with “the name” will experience stigmata like effect and will become diagnosed with erectile dysfunctions and or skin cancer, the current survivor rate is still very low. so its highly advised that you do not substituted or create like names. Dj Karlocs is very mysterious human he does things that are very extraordinary Dj karlocs can stop the earth from spinning if it comes to his desire. Dj Karlocs is not only power full but he can turn water into pure gasoline. When Dj karlocs becomes mad It puts nations at the edge of there fear factor. Dj Karlocs can walk on water and has an 8th sense. Dj Karlocs hates kricket phones because the are inferior to all products that contain common sense. Dj karlocs will go insane like saddam Hussein, and thinks everyone that uses kricket phones must get high off cocaine and they should just put 45cal bullets in their brains. Dj Karlocs is so skilled he can do the following things: breath under water, eat a McDonalds cheese burger with out pay for it. Slap a filthy Muslim in the face, make old people do back flips, eat pepper spray with milk, kill 37 birds with one cluster of honey bunches of oats, fight and win against 23 desperate chunties equipped with 3inch titanium talons and Shop stealthily at the swap meet with out getting caught by the Oaxaca gaurds. There are tons more abilities but not enough room. 19 out of 20 highly dedicated scientist born and train for the soul reason of understanding the existence of Dj karlocs have came to find out that there are limitless abilities or skill that Dj Karlocs can perform with out losing a single thing. There is a story about Dj Karlocs engaging intercourse with a beautiful girl the girl knew she had Aids and so did Dj karlocs. Dj karlocs slapped the girl so hard that It knock the virus out of her and they later engaged intercourse for 8 straight hours the girl was later found dead because she couldn’t hang. No charges where field against Dj Karlocs because the police was too scared animated layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
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