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Can you cry under water?------------------------------------------------------
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?---------------------------------------------------
--------Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?---------------------------------------------------------
--Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?---------------------------------------------------
--------Why does a round pizza come in a square box?--------------------------------------------------------
---What disease did cured ham actually have?-------------------------------------------------------
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?----------------------------------------------------
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?------------------------------------------------------
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?----------------------------------------------------
-------Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?---------------------------------------------------------
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?-----------------------------------------------------
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.-----------------------------------------------------
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?-----------------------------------------------------
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?--------------------------------------------------------
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?--------------------------------------------------------
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?-----------------------------------------------------------
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?-------------------------------------------------------
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!-------------------------------------------------------
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?-----------------------------------------------------
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?-------------------------------------------------------
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?-----------------------------------------------------
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?-------------------------------------------------------
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?------------------------------------------------------
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?-------------------------------------------------------
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?-----------------------------------------------------
------Be Blessed Not Stressed.
