Pancho Villa

WHO AM I? I am a brown Dog. I live in My House with My People. They are good people because they feed me, accompany me when I go out on My Mission, switch on my fire when it’s cold, help me shout at the cats during the night,(though their contribution is usually limited to just repeating my name over and over), and many other chores that free up my time for more serious work. When relaxing I like mainly Dog things, food, running about, shouting at things, being stroked and the well known game of Bone. MY MISSION. It is a simple one. To terrorise all squirrels and pigeons and keep My Yard free of cats. It is a mission fitting for a Dog. Working on My Mission requires an awful lot of sleeping and dreaming because it’s at these times I have my Best Ideas. FRIENDS OF PANCHO. My People sometimes bring other people round so I can recruit them to assist in My Mission. This I do using the Dogaphone, (a unique telepathic instrument I have developed myself), that allows me to transmit thoughts straight into peoples heads. Unfortunately people are quite stupid and hearing the Dogaphone causes them to lose focus so the message they usually get translates as “stroke my head”. Usually these people become Friends Of Pancho. Some of them even keep cats in their houses. This is unfortunate but I am a secular dog so I try not to hold this against them. I shall be keeping an occasional blog on this site for my friends so you can keep up with the life of an NN1 Dog. -- Woof, Pancho Villa.