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derk

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My Interests

traveling -I dont care where just out

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the f*ckface that shot my truck. It maybe just a pellet gun but I'm looking for u. when I find you I'm going to shit in your mouth and jam that pellet gun up your ass!

Music:

everything at some point

Movies:

Indie films-Zombie's-B movies. Living Dead. Horror. Anything without J'Lo.

Television:

Well tv sucks all together i catch a bit of MTV and an old flick on USA network but other than that its just a box in the corner.

Books:

Adventure. Self Improvement (I'm not perfect)

Heroes:

Dont believe in heros other than Papa Smurf, he was totally Smurfing Smurfette.DAMN GOOD FRIENDS! you know who you are.

My Blog

friends-personal designer website

Look it over reminder its not me its mike murdockhttp://sabordesigns.com/
Posted by derk on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:29:00 PST

Bruning Man- Monday Aug 27th

So this is the area that will be filled with stories when I return. the stories that will be shared might not be suitable for all to read, but if you know me well enough things shouldn't shock you.Tak...
Posted by derk on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:00:00 PST

bush last days

http://www.bushslastday.com/collectibles.html?gclid=CObxssnQ hI4CFSQwYAodJTMBQg
Posted by derk on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:45:00 PST

Rove did in the light what few do in the dark-salt lake trib

Only if the president himself had resigned would the headlines have been bigger. White House aide Karl Rove's announcement that he was leaving at the end of August was covered live, including the tear...
Posted by derk on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:13:00 PST

katharine

http://www.katharinemcphee.com/
Posted by derk on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:25:00 PST

Half marathon race San Francisco

San Francisco Marathon - 1st Half MarathonBib: 15089Name: Derk HarrisGender: MAge: 32Hometown: Salt Lake City UTPlace Overall: 1479 out of 4934Men: 924 out of 21...
Posted by derk on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:54:00 PST

Ride For Marty AUG. 4 saturday

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&frien dID=8004987&blogID=289897142
Posted by derk on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:42:00 PST

Smurfs

I sat down this weekend and watched The Smurfs.Brainy Smurf was changing Baby Smurfs diaper.Sounds normal enough, right? Where did Baby Smurf come from? Also was that really a penis that Baby Smurf h...
Posted by derk on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 09:05:00 PST

poop and public restrooms

I'm going into New York Subs on Redwood Road for linner (lunch/dinner). After my Bronx Bomber sandwich order I need to use the restroom. Locking the door behind me I walk over to the stall, glance int...
Posted by derk on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 07:00:00 PST

puke on door handles

Waiting for the light to turn green I looked over at the Holiday Gas Station. huncked over grabbling her knees was a little girl about 8 years old. Two people were at the pumps filling their tanks. I...
Posted by derk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST