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Hammo...?

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About Me

Hi Kids, I'm hammo, and i like stuff.
I'm currently employed, eg: my job is sleeping, eating, drinking a shite load of alcoholic beverages, and occasionally fronting up to work to get squashed under heavy objects.
yay.
That is all...
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What are you listening to right now?: washing machine... woot
What was the last thing you ate?: plain chips, with a chocolate biscuit
If you were a crayon what color would you be?: Bright red
How is the weather right now?: dark... it was 18 today. (warmest day for 6 weeks)
What color is your underwear right now?: salmon...
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?: nicole at work... i had to get one of the other girls on the cordless
The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: face... lady features... then after a chat i'll notice if they have a humour button or not.
Favorite type of food?: Italian, mexican, turkish, lebonese. anything with a shitload of flavour
Do you drink?: Like a fish
Ever got so drunk you dont remember?: ask me about saturday... no answer
What color are your eyes?: Green/Hazel
Single?: Kraft single? yes please
Favorite month?: January... party time
Last movie you watched?: Movies: transformers DVD: pirates 3
Favorite day of the week?: Saturday
Are you too shy to ask someone out?: Usually. Thats why i drink
Hugs or Kissess?: i prefer proper spelling
Chocolate or Vanilla?: choc
What books are you reading?: only a FHM at the moment
Piercings?: had 5 have kept 3
Favorite movie?: too many. anything gory or thrillers
Any pets?: not that have stayed alive
.. perfect accuracy
Dogs or Cats?: Dogs
Favorite flower?: dunno... a pretty one
Have you ever fired a gun?: only air rifles
Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car?: yes... better view
Right handed or left handed?: right... not wrong
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 3
Are you missing someone?: no, see my aim above
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My Interests

music, cooking, and a lingering love affair with fire. Although kids and pets are bearable, i think there are better ways to spend money. like beers. i love my car, and working on it is a great way to relax, if i can be bothered gettin my keys, and polishing the crap out of all that chrome.

I'd like to meet:

The first ever testtube un-birthed cloned human, to see if they had a belly-button or not... and to laugh at them, "hahaha, you got sloppy seconds DNA, jerk."
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Music:

Love Music! 30 Seconds to Mars, A Perfect Circle, After the Fall, Alterbridge, Anberlin, At the Drive In, Bedlight for Blueeyes, Blindside, Bon Jovi, Boston, Bush, Cold Chisel, End of Fashion, Fallout Boy, Finger Eleven, Foo Fighters, Fuel, Head Automatica, Incubus, Intwine, Jimmy Eat World, Mudvayne, My Chemical Romance, Panic! at the Disco, Papa Roach, Platform Orange (insanity rocks), Red jumpsuit apparatus, Sound Garden, Stealing O'Neal, Switchfoot, System of a Down, **The Butterfly Effect** (rock the shit out of all others), The Darkness, The Gingers, The Used, Trapt, Twitch, Wolfmother, Yellowcard. And heaps of other stuff too. Love dance and house music, jazz and blues are for chilling, and rap and rnb is for never... unless that is all the club is playing. haha. .. ..

Movies:

Saw I & II, Four Brothers, Matrix I, II, & III, Lock stock and two smoking barrels, and Snatch, Anchor man, 40 year old virgin, Donnie Darko, Three Kings, Sin City, Napoleon Dynamite, and many more....

Television:

is nice.

Books:

i have read every book on earth, twice, and it only took me one second. vrrrrm!!

Heroes:

You are. (For being able to read. Give yourself a pat on the back)

My Blog

Ouch!! my arm!

Yay... I had to go and get a tetinus shot this arvo, cos i got stabbed in the head with a staple...who says work is never exciting?So now i have a sore arm...Only on more workday left til tues....
Posted by Hammo...? on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 04:19:00 PST

Boredom.... nuff sed.

100 THINGS ABOUT ME...N0 LYING - BE HONEST(001) Your gender: Bloke(002) Straight/gay/bi: Straight(003) Single? Hell Yeah(004) Want to be? Hell Yeah... jinks(005) Age? 20(006) Age you wish you were? 17...
Posted by Hammo...? on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:17:00 PST

stop it!

The BIG "who are you?"Stats:Name?Tom HamiltonAge?20 and nearly a halfMale/Female?MaleBirthday?one every year.Birth sign?the goat-fishHometown?bentleigh, melbourneCurrent location?parkdaleHair color/St...
Posted by Hammo...? on Fri, 19 May 2006 07:18:00 PST

pudding.... thats not funny...

oh, pudd-ING! ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha.. heh. anyway, my first blog i dont have anything exciting to say... its friday tho, and we all know what that means dont we? CORRECT: drinking INC...
Posted by Hammo...? on Fri, 12 May 2006 09:24:00 PST