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i am CHRIS WEINLICH....the weinlich. i am sooo fkn tank. i love james blunt.. but I love sera more.
running through the rain, singing buffalo soldier, dancing like indians...i wouldnt be the person i am without my best friend sera mcdonald, she makes the sun shine with her brightness. i can tell her anything and i would not watch james blunt just to help her wen she feints from dehydration. i just couldnt live the same without her. RESPECT TO SARAH CAITLIN.
I am so fkn tank because: - I know Nat Hirsch (the tankest of them all)
- I like to think I'm Kerryn (who pretty much lives with Nat)
- I'm Nats 3rd bro
- I can pole dance. Nat taught me her mad skillz (with a z)
- I know how to get the silver ball back into the pinball machine (false)
- I can talk for hours about people I'm obsessed with to Nat. Nat knows all.
- after a splendid day with Nat riding rollercoasters around the backyard and enjoying the theme park and vineyards, we monorail to the actual farm for some downtime involving jimmies and pulse. Jimmes for Nat coz shes a dyke and pulse for me coz i'm a gay cunt.
- I can say (or attempt) to say shoppo like a wog
- I can't use MySpace. I get people to do it for me.
- I'm whipped
- bombers are gay (it's true. I admit it)
- Nat can beat my family at that egg game thing against all my relatives. so fkn tank.
-I know MLC girls that are associated with Nat
My name is chris and this is my REAL about me... well wat can i say... i guess im jst a foodleson tarta muk fingler stoop... i enoy baking cakes filled with cream and spending time spanking my little brother lachlan who reminds most ppl of a minature door handle... i live in a box on a hill in slurry hills and often find myself floating on a cricket bat in my pool filled with potato crisps flergl mutt... jules is my best friend and together we make silly videos that will soon be published in the Herald Age.. together we create the boomsquad after the late and great jerry spitz... digga didnt write this...although he wish he did the REAL about me from doodlelickweinlich..