Where in the world is Lauren Sandiego?

I was born an aries... which i consider pretty right-on. I grew up in a cow pasture which has led me to not want to eat meat. The middle of nowhere worked but I like the city. I live above a condom store and I find my phalic doorframe hysterical. I am convinced I will have a narrow opportunity to take over the world. I spend lots of time making sure i can carpe that diem. I am the best parallel parker you'll ever meet. I like the left coast far better than the east. I hate interrupters and i frequently call them out. I'm a self-proclaimed backseat driver... if that gets on your nerves... i don't blame you. I am an interrupter. I am terrified of horses but they're sure fun to bet on. I'm the lamest gambler on earth because I always walk away. I like playing in the mud then getting pedicures. Sports make me happy. I am not a good bowler but I like the shoes. Fast cars, loud music, fruity drinks and the color pink make me happy. I am neurotically clean yet I lack in domesticity quite a few other ways. I watch a lot of basketball. My mom is my best friend. Brightly colored sneakers are my footwear of choice. I 3 playing in the snow but i hate the cold. I graduated from Temple and I now work at Harmelin Media. Work is great, but so is Temple, so I'm going back for a masters. I put a menorah in front of my christmas tree. When I am not running 500 ways at once I like to kick back, relax and live.