Christopher Tester

People often are not honest when they write about themselves, so I decided to post comments people have wrote about me. here are a few of my favorites: 1) Chris, Chris, Chris....what can I say about Chris. Hmm...well for one, he pretends to be deaf to collect money from suckered tourist in Times Square. He's a dead beat dad with no less than four bastard children in the U.S. alone. And, as if that isn't bad enough, he has an ether addiction.2) Chris - wake up child! Everyone knows the truth, you need help!3) Christopher smells like bacon meat and has webbed toes.I hope this gives you a clear idea of who I am.