A) Open Question:
Is it possible to be a feminist and, at the same time, want a man who'll tell me to go make him a sandwich? (Look, I LIKE making sandwiches, OK? Besides, the sandwich isn't necessarily a sandwich. Are you with me?)B) I've always HATED it when people demand that you get closer to them and cite the fact that they won't bite you as a reason to do so. Fear of being bitten is not why I am keeping my distance, sir. You are creepy. And just so you know, I AM a biter. Ask anyone.C) You'd never know it, but I secretly want to be a fashion designer. I don't want to deal with the maintenance of wearing fashion, I just want to judge other people's style and tell them what to wear.