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Funky Fresh

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Former stuntman who has now moved into producing. (Long story!) Currently working on Cowboys & Aliens, directed by John Favreau and starring Robert Downey Jr. Currently in post on Dead of Night, starring Brandon Routh.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1468093/
Happy to meet new and interesting folks in and out of the entertainment industry.
Bernard Pivot Questionnaire:
1. What is your favorite word?
Jabberwocky
2. What is your least favorite word?
Should
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Getting to know someone below the surface.
4. What turns you off?
Stupidity
5. What is your favorite curse word?
Twot
6. What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of someone catching their breath when you touch them. (In a good way, not in a "grope you on the subway kinda way")
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Pigs squealing
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Owning a bar.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"You were right, midgets ARE funny."
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet men over the age of sixty who send me naked pictures of themselves. Oh, wait, no, that's who I probably will meet. Always getting the two confused. Who do I want to meet? Women who don't have a penis, men who don't want me to touch their penis, and llamas (penis optional). Seriously, though, I would love to meet some new friends. If there is no money involved in getting you to talk to me, great. Oh, and Father Guido Sarduchi. Mustn't forget him.

My Blog

New top friends

If I had one wish this holiday season, it would be that the people on my Top Friends list receive a hummer from the pop star, actress, friend's mom and/or supermodel of their choice.  I know...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:15:00 GMT

New Blog Theme

I'm calling this one "If I had the ability to turn invisible, I would use it on these people to see them naked or kick them in the balls, both without fear of retribution.  One or the other. ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 18:50:00 GMT

New theme

I call this top 8 theme:  People who would help me bury a body.    For a long time this has been my definition of friendship.  I've got a lot of "Friends".  In fact, I could ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 22:39:00 GMT

New Top 8

This week's top 8:  People I would never sleep with, even if I was drunk and really horny. 
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:14:00 GMT

New Top 8

People who probably aren't aware that it's Superbowl Sunday and won't feel that diappointment when the game ends and we all realize that we have a long time to go before more football. 
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 13:27:00 GMT

this week's top 8 12/16/06

Here's one for the ladies, considering my last one was a bit sexist: People I could easily make my bitch if I were in prison. And congrats to Ryan for making last week's and this weeks.
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:58:00 GMT

this week's top friends, by request

as strange as it may seem, apparantly people are actually reading my top 8 lists AND I got an email with a request/suggestion which I kind of liked.  So here it is: "Women I would place in my har...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 16:43:00 GMT

Top 8

It's Thanksgiving themed! People who I wouldn't leave the turkey with in fear that they might have sex with it.
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 23:36:00 GMT

Theme 10/27/06

People that would make good Mexican wrestlers.  If you're one of them, let me know what your Mexican leagues name would be, please.
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 00:34:00 GMT

Theme for week of Oct. 11

This week's theme is people (who are not Salma Hayek) that I would chose to let live with me in a world where I am king and most of the population has been changed into koala bears.  For the...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 00:15:00 GMT