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About Me

Hello My name is Cameron, Or Joshua, Either all people call me both.I am a a Navy special service Hydrographer. Flash huh? Thats what I do. Its not a glamourous job but someone has to do itListen there all you hopefuls out there to my lessons of life. A new Portion of my myspace page. learn from my wisdom.1. when you are feeling sea sick at sea, and you are about to chunder, hope like hell that you miss the side of the ship. Or its a long day the next day.2.when walking down stairs in a decent type swell dont try to be the hero and not hold the guard rails. Big mistake.3. If you are on the rark, and you obviously intoxicated mate starts taking videos of a girl crying, stop him or take his phone away.4. When out doing small boat work in a swell, stay away from the side of the ship. A very nice bump on the head will then suffice.Stay tuned to this spot, more words of advice each day.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Myself but from the future, because then he could give me lotto numbers and stuff. and i would be rich!!! I listen to these people on the news telling me that a tsunami is going to hit dunedin and how some people arent taking it seriously. Well i'm one of those people. Al gore, all the original members of kiwi pop act true bliss. Especially Joe cotton to ask her how she did it. and al gore. Ben Lummis the one and ONLY new Zealand Idol. You rock my world Ben! My random friends from The Carribean.Did you see the pirate movie???? It was rated RRRRRRRRRR Thats a pretty neat joke, credit goes to chris northcott who taught me it.Even though i have now dedicated my life to fighting the greater evil of pirates i would still like to meet them. though nowadays pirates just aint the same.

My Blog

The revolution

We have to try so hard to be politically correct nowadays, but we as Homo sapiens sapiens, have to realise that other things are being mistreatd by our catergorisation of things. Just think How we fee...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 10:32:00 GMT

why not?

I see the care free life of a giraffe and wonder. Why cant i be that tall. Certainly, with the spots that one aquires with the right amount of sun surely cant one gain the same amount of height? Being...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 10:30:00 GMT

whats the deal with Vegemite?

In the post modern era of supposed enlightenment, I find it somewhat strange how in the breakfast spreads products, that Vegemite (australian owned and operated ) continues to out sell Marmite. While ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 01:39:00 GMT

family guy

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Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 17:45:00 GMT

Finally globally connected.

Today I got hooked up with the internet at my house that means chepness all the time and i wont have to spend all my money at internet cafes. Hip hooray more money to spend on breakfast products
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 21:26:00 GMT

The Fight for absolute Morality.

Is it an immoral thing to have dreams about flying? With big bird wings on your back? After watching a movie I realised that someone else has had the same dream. So we have to break this taboo subject...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 18:31:00 GMT

Interesting?

I dont know how but I seem to have a funny way of Internet Conversation. Firstly if you think that its strange that, I'm a 19 year old that seems to type with perfect grammar. Yes thats strange, seems...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 16:09:00 GMT

Richard Gere, Tom Cruise or Damon Wayons

Making a choice of which defence service of going into is like choosing one of these three. Either you could be Tom Cruise, A maverick pilot who abides by noones rules but their own, and have friend...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 15:28:00 GMT

the price of milk

You know what really grinds my gears. Is the price of milk and other dairy based products. It seems that the decreasing confidence in the new zealand economy, has resulted in higher milk prices. Does ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 15:28:00 GMT

What???

Could it be possible that Danny Buoy is one of the funniest guys around. Well i dont think that its possible, I think that its a reality. With his witty stand up act I was thoroughly impressed. It was...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 21:55:00 GMT