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dj alphastate

what do you reckon?

About Me

i dont like not having fun much

My Interests

leaning back in my chair, blowing up the party, left handed reach-around rimmies, with a tom collins mc griddle shortstack reverse drive in car wash, or just missionary.

Music:

anything that rocks my mutherfucking socks

Movies:

talladega nights, the pick od destiny, waiting,mailorder bride,snakes on a mutherfucken plane, underworld evolution, grandmas boy, bong water, deuce biggalo european giggalo, anything with jack black

Television:

ben stiller show, family guy, tenacious d,lost, ren n stimpy prison break, daily show & colbert report and other randomness

Books:

reading is overrated

Heroes:

anyone who can fold a piece of paper in half more than seven times... seriously try it

My Blog

One more Vin Diesel fact...enjoy!

Once, Vin Diesel was extremely constipated and had to go to the bathroom in the middle of the desert. It was so bad he was crapping bricks. 5000 years later, we now call this phenomenon "The Great Pyr...
Posted by dj alphastate on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 01:49:00 PST

Random Vin Diesel fact for 1/24/06

  Vin Diesel is actually five men, all of whom share the same soul. If any one of them ever comes face to face with another, they are required by the laws of fate to totally rock the fuck out. Th...
Posted by dj alphastate on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 01:46:00 PST

The Random Vin Diesel Facts Page Now Up!!!!!!!!!!

-Vin Diesel never shaves; he shoots himself in the face every morning so his facial hair doesn't get the wrong idea -There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to liv...
Posted by dj alphastate on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 12:19:00 PST

incredible find!

       totally found this in phoenix in the morning after a wicked party. probablly thought it was funnier at the time but  still is fairly priceless...hey guys we g...
Posted by dj alphastate on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 12:49:00 PST