El Gran Kurtisimo

Last Bastion of Art for the Masses

I used to collect comic books as a kid. They were fun, the women were drawn with big tits and almost no clothes, and in the end you could just go about your day without having to worry about the...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 21:57:00 GMT

The deed is done...

Yeah... I'm getting married. What of it? Don't look at me like that. I never liked you anyway, so go screw. Shomer fucking shabas.
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 14:02:00 GMT

I Am All That Is Man

On Saturday night I experienced one of those moments that solidified my masculinity/stupidity. Read close, my friends, and hear a tale of awe inspiring grotesqueries.I was barefoot, cleaning off...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 21:27:00 GMT

Porn Pet Peeves

I, like most people who are not filthy liars, love pronography. I wouldn't go so far as to say I am a collector, as I actually own only 2 pornos, but I do peruse the internet for illicit goodies...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 19:49:00 GMT

Lord High King of Douchebagatlan

Now this guy is just fucking PRICELESS... http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=81566641&MyToken=17d4e18e-4c78-476e-93 4b-e0c93bb32c1b Please note that his w...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 19:32:00 GMT

X-Men: The Last Stand Review

X-Men: The Last Stand is not unlike a somewhat competant gymnast on the high bar. 90% of the routine is a 9/10, but the poor bastard just can't stick the landing. Not only can't he st...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 15:20:00 GMT

Unfathomable

Those of you who are friends with both myself and Raina might already know this, but I had to talk about this anyway. Both Raina and I have a mutual friend who we have both known since the beginnings ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 18:57:00 GMT