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Lady Fantastic !!!!!

Boredom Is A Crime In A World Aching For Invention.

About Me

I am a work in progress and bettering myself everyday(or at least trying to). I am a sucker for pop culture(Pee Wee Herman, the Smurfs, Small Wonders, etc).I am a very loyal person and I will fight to the death for my friends and family.I cannot resist people who have a fab sense of humor and can laugh at themselves.I try everyday to find beauty in the world even when it is draped in sadness.If I could dance everywhere I would.Jazzhands will one day bring world peace.I am an award winning baker and if anyone thinks they can top my cheesecake bring it!(Jamiel will back me up on this).I will one day be the crazy cat lady and proud of it.I am a bit like Margot Tenenbaum.The whole secrecy thing.I love donuts.I love people who are trying to better the world through art.People often refer to me as a "saucy minx".I don't drink milk, I do drink vodka.I don't eat meat(Tara) and that includes seafood(it will kill me, seriously).I do eat avacados(a lot).I love flip-flops.I hate fanny packs and tube tops.I love robots.I love cheese.I love tap dancing.I come from a long line of Hungarian gypsies(seriously). And okra farmers. And one beekeeper.I love Falafel(it's a serious serious addiction).I love naps.I love love love the wintertime.I cannot stand hot weather.I don't think adults give(most) kids the respect they deserve.All people are dysfunctional. Some of us just have no stigma about discussing it.I think Neil Diamond just may be the Anti-Christ.I think walruses may be the funniest looking animal...everI am allergic to Christmas trees(seriously, Jamiel.I am in love with the Charles Bronson salad at Slow's.I have a insane addiction to nachos(Jessica can verify this)....And finally I am equal parts sass and fantastic.
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My Interests

Filling my head with millions of pieces of useless knowledge, photography(Diane Arbus and Nan Goldin especially), crafting of all sorts, wine, being seduced by a fantastic book, music of all types, Andy Warhol, yoga, thrift storing, demolition derbies(guilty pleasure), and Dollywood(another guilty pleasure, don't knock it if you've never been there), bees and honey, people who are willing to step outside their comfort zone, people who are trying to make this world better and more beautiful even if it's just giving a smile or writing a song (it matters), coffee, alpacas, antiques and old toys

I'd like to meet:

Wes Anderson. He wears corduroy suits and makes super rad films. What more do I need to say?

Music:



Modest Mouse, Psapp, Death Cab For Cutie, Cut Copy, Belle and Sebastian, Johnny Cash, The Sugarcubes, Blondie, The Cure, James Brown, Sonic Youth, Q and Not U, Fugazi, Sufjan Stevens, The Rapture, J Dilla, Slum Village, Jeff Buckley, Pinback, Ray Lamontagne, Hope Sandoval, The Postmarks, Damien Marley, Madlib, Peanut Butter Wolf, Talking Heads, Kraftwerk, Culture Club, Sly and the Family Stone, The Pixies, Sia, Nina Simone, Billie Holiday, Feist, Murs,Portishead, Astrud Gilberto, Ladytron, Miles Davis, The Specials, The Bouncing Souls, Afghan Whigs, Kings Of Convenience, Elliot Smith, Damien Rice, Electric President, The Brazilian Girls, The Kinks, The Specials, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Refused, Rachael Yamagata, Laura Nyro, Polaris(the band on Pete and Pete), The Blow, Jens Lekman, Page France, Sarah Harmer, The Pipettes, Bratmobile, The Roots, A Tribe Called Quest, Pretty Girls Make Graves, The Gossip, Carina Round, Cat Power, The Reindeer Section, Patsy Cline, Sleater-Kinney,Dolly Parton(seriously), Kanye West, M.I.A, LCD Soundsystem. CSS, Fannypack, Futureheads, Rogue Wave, anything and everything Motown,Micah P Hinson, Mulatu Astake(Ethiopian jazz legend),Edan,Digable Planets, Operation Ivy,M.Craft, Michael Andrews,J. Dilla, Edan, GAry Wilson,Badly Drawn Boy, all my firends bands of course,...and the list goes on

Movies:

Anything Wes Anderson and Alfred Hithcock(Rear Window and Vertigo especially).The Virgin Suicides, Me and Everyone We Know, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Heavenly Creatures, Harold and Maude,anything with Bruce Lee(Enter the Dragon especially), The Big Lebowski, Old School,The Goonies, Black Belt Jones,Election, Lord of the Rings, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Singin'In The Rain, Annie Hall, Bonnie and Clyde, Mommie Dearest...and the list goes on and on.

Television:

Arrested Development, Nip/Tuck,Entourage,The Simpsons,Family Guy,The Adventures of Pete and Pete, My So-Called Life, Six Feet Under, One Punk Under God, Dirt, Iconoclasts, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, The Twilight Zone, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives,Days of Our Lives,30 Rock, The Office, Project Runway, Prison Break,Carnivale,Jeopardy, Deal or No Deal(Greedy Americans!), Big Love, Flava of Love

Books:

The Grass Is Singing by Doris Lessing, The Virgin Suicides, anything by Daniel Wallace, Toni Morrison, Rick Moody, David Sedaris,Dorothy Parker, Dorthoy Allison, Kerouac, Tom Perrotta, Roald Dahl, Eve Ensler, Augusten Burroughs, Charlotte Perkins Gilman,and CHUCK KLOSTERMAN!!!

Heroes:

My friends: Jamiel and Chris Dado-my illegitimate Arabic brothers,!Ms. Liz Star-best disco partyer ever, Ms. "Make Love To My Leg" aka TeriLynn, Tara-clumsiest and cutest redhead ever, Ray-one word "Harry's", Brit Cicle-my sunshine, the Wagman-for being the Wagman, Tom-the Darth Vader of foosball, and of course my mommy the superhero, and anybody and everybody that wakes up and tries(And if I forgot you I'm sorry, I am only on my first cup of coffee this morning)

My Blog

Fuck You White Rapper Show!

I am an addict. I am completely and dependent on mindless reality tv. And Monday nights are what I'd like to term my most pleasurable of nights, tv wise. There ain't nothin' better than ploping own in...
Posted by Lady Fantastic !!!!! on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:36:00 PST

Trees Can Hold Secrets Better Than People Can Also Known As True Story

This is one of my most favorite pieces of writing...And everytime I go past that damn park I get a odd feeling in my belly.   From the window of his parent's house the congregation of trees acro...
Posted by Lady Fantastic !!!!! on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:14:00 PST

Black History Month. What?

(I am not finished with this, but my meter ran out of time and I had to go to work...to be continued)   So, it's Feb. the month of cupid, of 28 days, of Black History Month. Normally,I am super e...
Posted by Lady Fantastic !!!!! on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:51:00 PST

Check out this video: The Moscow Coup Attempt - "Vultures" video

This reminds me of Eisenstein.The Moscow Coup Attempt - "Vultures" video Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Lady Fantastic !!!!! on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:08:00 PST

Why Obama Gives American Politics Hope...

Obama in 08 Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Lady Fantastic !!!!! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:08:00 PST

Check out this video: Chris Rock

This is from his HBO special Never Scared.Chris Rock Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Lady Fantastic !!!!! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:03:00 PST

Check out this video: bardot

bardot Add to My Profile | More VideosThis is nutty! From one of my favorite musicians!...
Posted by Lady Fantastic !!!!! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:16:00 PST

Check out this video: Nina Simone: I Got It Bad (And That Ain't Good)

Nina Simone: I Got It Bad (And That Ain't Good) Add to My Profile | More VideosHer voice reminds me of summer bbq's as a kid....
Posted by Lady Fantastic !!!!! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:11:00 PST

Check out this video: Heavy Metal Parking Lot.

Heavy Metal Parking Lot. Add to My Profile | More VideosUm, if you've never seen this video in its totality, you need to. Quickly!...
Posted by Lady Fantastic !!!!! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:06:00 PST

Check out this video: Troy and the Stepsisters-Evil People They Find Me

Troy and the Stepsisters-Evil People They Find Me Add to My Profile | More VideosMy 15 minutes...well more like 3 minutes of fame!What a great time this was!...
Posted by Lady Fantastic !!!!! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 01:57:00 PST