Stupidity, plain and simple |
I have read some of these befor, but more than one made me laugh. I hope you enjoy,
From:
-That guy -1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.>2. Only in America....
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 17:58:00 GMT |
hahaha, sex poems |
that starts with a sensationwhen a guy stick's his locationin a girls destinationto increase the populationfor the next generationdo you get my explainationor do you need a demonstration???Sky is blue...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 16:56:00 GMT |
NOT ME!!! |
why does everyone think that when i talk about havin a good time with a girl i mean sex?!?!?!?!!?!? tierd of that goddamn steryotype!!!
i don;t wanna fuck everything that walks, i don't wanna kiss eve...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 17:58:00 GMT |
Ten reasons to have sex (not early, but regularly) |
The Sex FairyThis is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when wome...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 13:18:00 GMT |
Ten reasons to have sex (not early, but regularly) |
The Sex FairyThis is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when wome...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 13:18:00 GMT |
GO TO SCHOOL SEPTEMBER 11TH!!!! |
No matter what others will say, or do, please go to school.It doesn't help our country in any way for us to stay home, no matter what the reason.The day you stay home, could be the day you miss the ke...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 14:18:00 GMT |
The V speech, courtesy of the coolest guy I know. |
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacan...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 15:09:00 GMT |
the most functional word in the world |
The most functional word? Well, it's shit. That's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can be shit faced, Shit out of luck, Or have shit for br...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:42:00 GMT |
Letters to Santa |
This is how Jolly Old St. Nick really wants to answer his letters!! Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. yer Frend, JaKe Dear Jake, ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:39:00 GMT |
assholes |
I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, fla...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 13:07:00 GMT |
