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About Me

hi, my name is Matt...
I have a severe cotton ball phobia...
I have a severe pickle phobia...
I don't have a mayonnaise phobia, I just don't like it...
except for Patty Mayonnaise...
Tom Hanks once said that if I didn't pay my rent then I had to answer to him...
Jesus loves me, this I know...
I used to have a friend...I lied...I don't have a friend anymore...
so, now I pretty much just hang out with Pistol...
Pistol is my bulldog...and no, you can't have him...
given the choice between working for Dunder Mifflin or the Bluth Company...I have no idea which I would choose...
yes, I was in Anchorman...
yes, I was in Miles From Home...
yes, I was in Sleepover, but don't tell anyone...
I had a huge crush on Bubbles...yes, Bubbles the Powerpuff Girl...
I work out vigorously every night...
I have major obsessive compulsive disorder...or, the OC disorder...
don't call it that...
I like writing with ellipses...
ellipses are thses things... ...
for 2 weeks I ate dessert next to Will Ferrell and Steve Carell...
I've pretty much abandoned myspace and gone strictly Facebook on your a##...
sorry about the fowl language...
my mom thinks I'm handsome...
my dad...well, you just have to meet my dad to understand...
A-N-D-Y is a D-U-C-K 4 Life...
listen to my podcast...
it will enhance your life...kind of like Vitamin Water...but with no 50 cent...
.. Part 1: Hannah Montana on FunnyOrDie.com .. .. Part 2 : Miley Cyrus on FunnyOrDie.com ..

My Interests

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world."- C.S. Lewis

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

blink 182 and (+44), Brand New, Anberlin, Lydia, Mae, David Crowder Band, Senses Fail, Dashboard Confessional, My Chemical Romance, Death Cab for Cutie, Emery, The Game, Jay-Z, Outkast, John Reuben, Relient K, Gym Class Heroes, Say Anything, Jack's Mannequin, The Early November, Underoath, Taking Back Sunday, Straylight Run, Classic Addict, Lupe Fiasco, The Beauty School Dropouts and forever my heart-Gary Head

Movies:

Miles From Home was the first movie I've done, written by Ty Hodges and starring him and Meagan Good, it's incredible, check out the trailor, Anchorman, Superbad, Knocked Up, The Chronicles of Narnia:The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, Little Big League, Say Anything, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Crash, Van Wilder, Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore, Will Ferrell is a genius, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, and Groundhog's Day, Animal House, The Breakfast Club, Almost Famous, Robin Hood, The Rescuer's Down Under and every Disney movie ever

Television:

Arrested Development, The Office, 30 Rock, Seinfeld, Scrubs, Saturday Night Live, Studio 60, The Simpsons, Undeclared,the NBA Playoffs and Inside the NBA, Doug, Saved By The Bell, Darkwing Duck

Books:

The Bible, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Screwtape Letters and anything by CS Lewis, The Jesus I Never Knew, Relevant Magazine, Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing and Fudgeamania

Heroes:

Jesus, my mom and dad, Steve Nash, Raja Bell, Mark Hoppus, Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, Kevin Smith, J.R. Clark, Ty Hodges, Brett Weston, Josh Waters, Jeff Murphy, Scott Dykes, Jared Scarborough, "Pistol" Pete Maravich, Bill Purvis, Brent Tanamachi

My Blog

...witnessing the passing of the torch...

I remember playing my dad one on one growing up. Every day I would wait for him to come home from work and hope that he had enough energy to go to 11 that afternoon. My earliest memories are of a yo...
Posted by wiNk on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:48:00 PST

Confinement

trapped with no escape in sight,I might as well be buried alive,as night turns into the morning lightI curse the moments until I can cover my eyes,trapped with no escape in sight,I search feverishly f...
Posted by wiNk on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:39:00 PST

<insert clever, metaphorical poem title here>

confessions don't come easily, lies spill out like water, my hands are tied, emotionally, and I wonder why I even bother... I often battle my thoughts, my past is a collection of battles fought, my ...
Posted by wiNk on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:10:00 PST

oh, my tongue's the only muscle on my body that works harder than my heart

these four bland walls encompass my self-loathingas I attempt to scrutinize atoningfor my hypocritical actionsand block out the past filled with cuts and over-reactions.scars heal, but they don't forg...
Posted by wiNk on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:57:00 PST

Thinking back to the scene of the crash...

sometimes I reminisce on that feeling of the moment,the rush of gazing into the green sea that was your eyesthat seemed as though it flowed foreveras I was swept up by the rising tied.Sometimes I thin...
Posted by wiNk on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:39:00 PST

Monster Under the Bed

Insomnia has never been a stranger to my lifeAs the backdrop of night is illuminated by the ticking clock,I often look for this to stop, to end this strifeAs I toss and turn with this straight jacket ...
Posted by wiNk on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:03:00 PST

Senseless

The world makes no sense at the present timeDrunken confusion clutters up the mindAnd the truth that I findIs that the truth is hidden in rhymeThe hatred, The terror,The evil that becomes of thoseI fe...
Posted by wiNk on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:05:00 PST

Resuscitate Me

this is a song I wrote about 2 and a half years ago, I just found it...(p.s.-I was listening to alot of Senses Fail at the time)your finger's on the trigger as I stand across the room,hear the click,t...
Posted by wiNk on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:00:00 PST

the hitman lurking in the mirror

what if this letter were suicidal?would it lead to my survival?would it list the recipients of my possessions?would God prepare for my arrival?such a selfish acta selfless life could not keep in tactb...
Posted by wiNk on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:42:00 PST

the heart

In a moment of weaknessthe world can creep inthe mind caves inand the heart is left for deadIn a moment of weaknessthe Word can creep inthe mind dives inand the heart is prepared for what is aheadA mo...
Posted by wiNk on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:47:00 PST