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Jeff

God's not dead... he's just missing.

About Me

I think I'm so god damn special, I can dance with the devil and not get burned, I can walk on razor wire and spit fire from my perfect lips... but I don't think anyone gives two shits.
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My Interests

Coffee, beer, words, stories, history, my baby, the Pistons, Heroclix, and Comic Books!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Anakin Skywalker, Tom Robbins, Stephen King, and you.

Music:

Oingo Boingo, Ozzy, Eminem, and Banjo played by Kermit the Frog.

Movies:

Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Anything with Jack Black or Jay and Silent Bob.

Television:

Futurama. Smallville. Actually, television mostly sucks and it rots your soul into a fat, crippled wad of apathy. So suck down those big macs America and for god's sake, don't miss an episode of American fucking idol!

Books:

Anything by Tom Robbins, Stephen Kings Dark Tower series, Ayn Rand, Kurt Vonnegut, and Richard Bachman- I like Koontz and Micheal Chrichton(Spelling?) and Douglass Adams

Heroes:

Me. Kami. Luke Skywalker. Bruce Lee. Stan Lee. Leela. Rylie. My sister, Julie. And whoever ends up putting a bullet in George Bush...