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About Me

I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, "Why?" Why did I cause so much pain? Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness? Can't I see that we're all manifestations of love? I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God's got this all wrong. We are not special. We are not crap or trash either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. And God says, "No, that's not right." Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

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My Interests

Metal- blunt rolling- Guitar- Bong ripping- video games- norse mythology- Bud- Serial Killers

I'd like to meet:

METALLICA.. There Will Be Bud on FunnyOrDie.com ....

Music:

Metallica - Slipknot - Lamb of God - Hatebreed - Chimaira - Arch Enemy - Soulfly - Ill Nino - Tool - 40oz. Fist-Dethklok- superjoin ritual - Children of Bodom - Deicide - High on fire - Sepultura - Slayer - 6 feet under- cannibal corpse - the orginal devine heresy from norway - Daath - Bohemoth.

Movies:

Fight Club- Saw series- Zombie movies- American Psycho-

Television:

Metaloclypse- Lost- ATHF- family guy- south Park- Tim and eric- (once again anything funny)

Books:

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Heroes:

METALLICA: i believe without Metallica we would be stuck in reality were we went from hair metal and emo music....and that is just not ok.

My Blog

adam

i never understood why people wanted to attck video games. I nderstand people need to be against something but i constantly watch people such as lawyers and senators attak a video game for being to ex...
Posted by Im not your friend, Guy. on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:30:00 PST

lupso

So i think i smoke to much bud. bt thats ok im too high to do nething about it . racists. how do your father that you think that you are to old to be playing "naked santas playshop". Cankles mm ...
Posted by Im not your friend, Guy. on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:06:00 PST

tvnstff

so hank pym was a skrull and so was jarvis. billy squire is funky for a white boy. hrg still interesting. then they had to go and change the rules so ben just goes off and gets the smoke monster. ryan...
Posted by Im not your friend, Guy. on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 07:44:00 PST

nixxy

ive just been sitting here on the friday of april 25. im bored sitting and waiting for nothing . Metallica is currently teh greatest band on the face of this planet. im waiting for them to go on tour ...
Posted by Im not your friend, Guy. on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:20:00 PST

Guts’ a true account

Pool Drain Pulls Small Intestine Out Of Young Girl .. Heather BrownReporting (WCCO) Minneapolis A 6-year-old Edina, Minn. girl has been hospitalized after a horrific accident at a swimming pool.Abig...
Posted by Im not your friend, Guy. on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 02:45:00 PST

hmmm

i never actually put anything in my blog cuz i personally think blogging is boring and if people wanted to find out whats going on in the head of kunta. they'd ask. but im very bored at the moment and...
Posted by Im not your friend, Guy. on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:52:00 PST

!!!!!!!!!!!!!VOLIMINAL: INSIDE THE NINE!!!!!!!!!!

VOLIMINAL: INSIDE THE NINETO BE RELEASED ON DECEMBER 5, 2006BAND'S BREAKTHROUGH DVD CAPTURES THE MOST PROGRESSIVE AND ARTFUL VIEW EVER SEEN OF THE MULTI-PLATINUM BANDSlipknot, the multi-platinum, Gram...
Posted by Im not your friend, Guy. on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:12:00 PST

40 oz. fist video

40 oz. fist has released thier music video for "way of life" on my space. check it out HERE...
Posted by Im not your friend, Guy. on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:56:00 PST

Fat Bitches

Why do fat bitches give good head. Cause they have to... oh shit i just climed up shortys grill and planted a flag that sid "bitch"...
Posted by Im not your friend, Guy. on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:47:00 PST