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Ian

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About Me

Currently at Coventry University doing a degree in advertising. In addition to this I currently hold the world record for blinking; in fact I am working on my ultimate goal of teaching needy children in third world countries to do the same. It is my belief that if they can master this they’ll forget how hungry, poor and near to death they are. Why lead a child to a basic nutritious diet when they can blink? On a more personal note you may or may not notice I have issues spelling diffcunt worlds properly. If you see ANY grammatical errors, no matter how tiny (and I truly mean this) feel free to gorge down on the genitals of a syphilis-ridden socialite. I’d also like it known I am available at any time for dog walking, catered religious events and train repair.

My Interests

Graphic design
Tattoos
Reading
Writing
Xbox 360
Forums

I'd like to meet:

Sarah Michelle Gellar, Amy Lee (again) Richard Kelly there's more but list them I shant.

Music:

Evanescence

Bleeding Through
Avenged Sevenfold
Arch Enemy
I also enjoy
KoRN
Flyleaf
Alanis Morissette

Movies:

Donnie Darko
Kill Bill volume. 1
The Grudge
Cruel Intentions
Sin City
The Scary movie quadrilogy
Secretary
Spider man and X-men movies
Severance
Sleepy Hollow
Mars Attacks

Television:

Best tv show ever =
Buffy, the Vampire Slayer
Other than that I watch:
Family Guy
Bones
Supernatural
American Dad
Dark Angel
Two guys and a girl
Dead Like Me
South Park
Angel
Drawn Together
Romans Empire
The Catherine Tate show
Six Feet Under

Books:

ANYTHING by Kathy Reichs. ANYTHING!
Currently reading "Darkly Devoted Dexter" by Jeff Lindsay

Heroes:

Brandan Schieppati. This guy is a fucking legend and Richard Kelly for the exact same reason.

My Blog

Lempsip and bordem =

Survey stolen from Nikki 90. First off, what is your name?Ian89. Wha...
Posted by Ian on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 06:46:00 PST

*stops crying long enough to post this*

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Posted by Ian on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 03:53:00 PST

Movie soundtrack iTunes game...

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?..:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /> 1. Open your itunes library2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the song that's playing5. When...
Posted by Ian on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:57:00 PST

And the world sat in awe whilst...

I filled this out because I'm rather bored...   1) Some random man comes up to you and says "Hey what's your name?" You say?"I need an adult! I need an adult!" - Ah stealing jokes from Family Guy...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 02:10:00 PST

*cries* (with nerdy, geeky laughter of course)

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Posted by Ian on Sun, 06 May 2007 03:05:00 PST

Uni work can be fun... no really

So today (01.05.07) we were set some "fun" work in uni... we had to create a poster for the new tic tacs... Our brief said that we have to use sex to sell the tacs (original I know So here is the out...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:47:00 PST

iTunes shuffle game

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? 1. Open your itunes library2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the song that's playing5. When you go to a new question,...
Posted by Ian on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:38:00 PST

Bordem and illness = get to know Ian

The Best Myspace Survey * . . About You . . * Eye Color:: Blue Hair Color:: Brown Height:: 6'1 Favorite Color:: Blue Screen Name:: !an Favorite Band:: Evanescence Favorite...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:27:00 PST

Funny and wrong, what more can you ask for?

Ah yes the web is good for some things... Hello Kitty... Only this time interesting! I never liked Doug I shouldnt laugh, but you know I did   I only liked Sonic when he was Sega bound, this ne...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 04:14:00 PST

When I saw this I nearly pissed a little. *looks down* No wait, I did!

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Posted by Ian on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 09:12:00 PST