Marquis de Carabas

It is not easy to be a titled member of aristocracy, but those born into privledge take the burden with grace. Follow me and we shall bring this world back to a time where we ruled over the humans...Dogs are Man's best friend...we shall become their Kings and Queens once more!
Or we could just lay on our windowsills under the sun...I'm easy.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? A Cat
What is your name? Marquis de Carabas or Carabas for short
What other nicknames do you have? the humans degrade me with "Cab-Cab"
What is your favorite treat? sharpening my claws in human flesh
What would your owner describe you as?
Yes or No
Are you neutered? How dare you! *cries* it's true, all true!
Are you a social animal? of course, I'm the life of any party, ask Hef
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? what is the point? Wait until you have their attention
Are you friendly? if it is in my best interest
Are you overweight? no, I like to keep in shape by random pouncing
Do you like warm milk? not particularly
Do you eat cheese? and you wonder why cats are overweight?
Do you eat bugs? they are high in protein
Do you live with other animals? just the humans, they are enough
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Of course
Do you like to exercise? weren't you listening? I've already answered this question!
Do you like car rides? no, the humans only take me to the vet, and nothing happy happens there
Do you get into stuff? if by stuff you mean whatever attracts my fancy...
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? I never knew my father, and my mother was a nip addict..I've put it behind me and so should you.
Do you like to swim? and get my fur wet? Egad!
Do you chase laser pen dots? clever humans, in time it shall be they who chase...
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? This interview is over!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!