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Hugo

I hope the person receiving the blood I donate appreciates all the free liqour they are getting.

About Me

This is how I spent my formative years. In the world of forensics. For any and all questions as to why I am a ridiculously loud and obnoxious attention whore, please consult this video.

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My Interests


You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Whoever wrote the theme song for Charles in Charge, that I may offer my life at their feet in gratitude for writing the most splendiferous song in television, nay, musical history.

Music:

Everything. Jazz, punk, rock, hip hop, hip hop annonomys. Harpsicord.

Movies:

Wooooo. Movies. I Now. I'd have to say that the horror and the drama are my favorite genres. Not that these things are exsistent in my daily life, unless I got drunk and made some sweet hornry lovin' the night before. In which case, there is usually a great deal of horror when I realize what in god's name is sleeping next to me, as well as drama, when she says something like "35 seconds!? You gotta be kidding me!"

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What Wouldn't Jesus Do on a Plane?

Hmmm.... what is Jesus up to now?WWndtJD
Posted by Hugo on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 08:54:00 PST

What Wouldn't Jesus Do in Atlantic City?

Jesus! You've done it again!WWndtJD
Posted by Hugo on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:26:00 PST

What wouldn't Jesus Do Now!?

Oh Jesus. You're so cooky. Always getting into crazy troubles...WWndtJD
Posted by Hugo on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 07:13:00 PST

Hot Or NOt

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Posted by Hugo on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 10:52:00 PST

I'm going to Hell... again.

I have far too much time on my hands...
Posted by Hugo on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 12:56:00 PST

Exploiting Idiots?

So I know what youre thinking right now. Well. I have a good idea anyway. Its probably one of two things.What would drive an otherwise rational person to put meat in pie? Honestly. Fuckin English.Why ...
Posted by Hugo on Wed, 24 May 2006 02:02:00 PST

Welp. If I wasn't before, I'm on my way now...

I'm going straight to hell.  Just like my momma said.  I'm going straight to hell. What Wouldn't Jesus Do Now?
Posted by Hugo on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:24:00 PST

What Jesus Wouldn't Do... On a Wednesday.

So.  Undoubtedly, you have seen the goodness, freshness, and fantasticism that is What Wouldn't Jesus Do? (WWntJD)  Well.  I don't think You've gotten the point just yet, friends. ...
Posted by Hugo on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 07:26:00 PST

What wouldn't Jesus Do?

So Check check it.  Recently I saw one of these gay ass contrived t-shirts like "vote for pedro" or "my other shirt has a popped collar" or some gay ass shit like that.  Well one of these sh...
Posted by Hugo on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 09:01:00 PST

Babe Ruth, You Tall Tale You

This quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read about Babe Ruth.  And I have read some funny Bath Ruth shit in my day. We are all familiar with the story of Babe Ruth; it's the classic A...
Posted by Hugo on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:18:00 PST