Vanessa

I think I was born a little too trusting, but I like to give everyone a fair shake until you’ve proven to me otherwise that you’re a jerk (you a**holes know who you are). I am a horrible liar and gullible as hell. I have questionable judgment when it comes to television. I have an odd fascination with bacon that borders on love. I wish I had more money and less responsibility. I like to pretend I know how to play the guitar. I can't wait to go back to Europe next spring. I hate traffic jams when it isn’t rush hour. I detest being seen in my piece-of-crap Hyundai, but I will kick your ass if I ever hear you talking smack about my car. I can change a flat tire but can’t load the dishwasher. I love hearing Chris Pointus laugh on Wildboyz. I want to live in Pottery Barn but for now I buy my furniture on Craig’s List. I think it’s a crime that the new Lamborghini is now available as an automatic. I like to stay up late but am also very partial to sleeping in. I am friends with famous people. I have a history of making drunken toasts to my upper torso. I probably know more about binary logistic regression than you do. I often feel overwhelmed with my life.