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Beaner

About Me

Let's see here, after pissing away 3 years of my life as an EMT, which i wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy, unless you like wiping ass for minimum wage! Right now I'm working at a police department while i get my ass back into nursing school (I'm not gay either...i know strange!). I'm sarcastic as all hell, take about 5% of what i actually say seriously, and even that's cutting it close. I like to drink, and I'm from Cudahy so I've been doing it since I was like 9 so I'm pretty sure i can drink you under the table. I like to drink Jameson, I'm not Irish, but Jameson makes me an honorary Irishmen and it usually makes for a crazy night. What else do you want to know? All these questions are getting on my nerves, I'm 24 if that helps any. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm a huge fan of Steve McQueen, which is strange for someone my age I know, but i have pretty much all of his movies, and they all kick ass, but I can't meet him because he's dead....so I guess I'm just fucked! And the video below is of me and Joaquin attempting to sing a song by Staind, however it was after drunken kickball at The Monkey Bar and as you can see I'm no American Idol!

My Blog

Movie night(s)

So I had an interesting week when it came to checking out some movies, and since I'm incredibly fucking bored at work, I thought i would put it out there so you fuckers can share in my fun. 1st: Tuesd...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 11:33:00 GMT

Last rant of 07....Kiss FM and a possible Jim Doyle spin-off.

You're 5 song rotation is enough to drive a man mad. I never listen to the radio, with the exception of my drive home from work in the morning i turn on Bob and Brian to catch Steve Czaban, but normal...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 04:19:00 GMT

TV shows that need to be pulled....and why!

I realized today there are a lot of crappy shows on the air today that need to get pulled! Feel free to leave a list of your own if i forgot to mention any, but if you badmouth The Office or The Simps...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:14:00 GMT

Issues with "Spam" (Another one of Beaner's 4AM awakenings)

When did spam become spam? Why is it that E-mail involving porn, dating sites, money you're "guranteed" to win, that free Playstaion 3 or Xbox 360 you're entitled to, and numerous other junk E-ma...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:57:00 GMT

Who wants to be a millionaire is bullshit!

So i was watching a popular game show earlier today (i will not release the name due to legal reasons)...fuck it, it was Who wants to be a millionaire.... And i noticed they had a question wrong, and ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 19:19:00 GMT

And the confusion begins to set!

Many questions haunt my mind on a daily basis, but one has been screwing with me since the mid 1980's. That question would be: When refering to your own Myspace page what do you say? Here's an exampl...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:15:00 GMT

Because i haven't had one in a while.........

Anyways let me start off by saying thank you to everyone who agreed with my ranting from last night. I did enjoy opening the 30 messages i received, and not even 1 bad one! Anywho, just something shor...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 23:40:00 GMT

A blogworthy Thursday night!

Ok ok, so many people have been asking me what really happened the day Beaner blew up on Thursday 08/10/06... RJ and Fitz, i may need your help as i don't recall everything that happened that night, a...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:52:00 GMT

They call it a bar crawl...the blog!

So i have been receiving a lot of questions asking me about how my day at the bar crawl went so im going to sum it up in a blog. Disclaimer: Certain names, locations, times, and events have been chang...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:10:00 GMT

It's said that "Everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten" Then i should be in Hell!

Ok, i really have nothing to say, i just thought that would make for a funny blog heading... Although, i do have a small zit at the base of my bottom lip, kind of looks like i have herpes...i don't, b...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 22:51:00 GMT