Lardvark

Hey I like to think im cool, (personal opinions may vary). contrairy to popular belief im not an asshole. im a sarcastic smart ass, there is a difference. randomness is a side hobby of mine, along with uncomfortable and/or awkward situations, funny noises, and bright flashing lights, except for those last two..... i say tomatoe instead of tomatoe and fridge instead of refridgerator cause fridge is obviously shorter and easier to say, i think i may have just over explained that one. but thats how i get down, dont judge me....... Sessions of all kinds are sick.... I curse, spit, and drink from the carton ....i try to be humorous but all that random awkwardness after awhile is more creepy than funny......Im against picketing but i dont know how to show it.....Im sick of following my dreams, im just gonna ask em where they're going and hook up with them later........Dont get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt cause you will eventually think someone is right behind you...If it feels like more than two fingers its probably a dick....And always remember its pants down, then Shit. thank you and good night.