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IIIII LLLLIIIKKKKEEEEE: piggy back rides, thriftness, swiftness, killin time, making a spectacular spectacle of meself, not being ripped, living with my dwarf cousin charlie (dont call him chuckie), entertaining, feeding, watching scary movies with not so scary people, gatherings in small crowds (no more than 10), travel, my cat, Anachronisms, being the champion of alliterations, arguing with Caity Tingo(about anything), beer(s), ciggys, ciggy holders, hoarding things, whoring things, dancing with black women, falling, productivness, the word AUCTION, bears that eat marshmallows, bloc party, of montreal, pianos, kings of leon, jews, fighting, people who cry in front of me, making up, not giving appologies, knowing when to quit, my sister, my mom, my home, my sudden brilliance, showers, showers with friends, sports involving the sole use of ones feet, my car when it wasnt angry with me, being financally stable (thats at least 20 quid in the bank), and you.IIII DISLIKKKKKE: Watching people eat, attention whores, people who make gross spectacles of themselves, over abusers, scratch-bite-punching, being told paper-rock-scissors is rock-paper-scissors, loosing paper-rock-scissors, having to drive everywhere, my inability to be patient, my lack of clothing, people who have a nasal tone to there voice, those who are monotonist, marty bums, german blocks, florida, alabama, parts of france, frenchies, Jerry Seinfield, anyone who was on Seinfield, people who say "Bro' or "Bra", waking up before 7am, going to sleep before 10pm, eating fastfood, living expenses, management, vultures, empty sacks, empty bowls, empty wallets, lack of condoms, broken records and record players, people who cant sing (but they do anyways), arguments with people other than caity tingo, less than 10 dollars an hour, petty work, grand theft anything, sabotage, Insubordination in grandeur, bitchy retailist, being be-littled, college "students" who dont know what to do with there lives at the age of 20, working at disney for more than 2 years, keeping quiet, being still, being sick, country music, my parents age and how they act defeated, the lack of a brother figure in my life, the hard times my sister had to go through (just so she could be amazing today), longing to be left alone, heat, humidity, jellyfish, shin splits, staph infections, hospitals, owing people money, lending out money, white socks as gifts, cleaning, american football, american sports on the hole :), my cat, and you. MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

julia childs, peaches, of montreal, bloc party, many hippies, many jews, and myself 18 years ago. MyGen Profile Generator

My Blog

why i hate rachel ray.....

she is a stupid cunt and is mildly retarded yet dosnt admit it.  you should watch Martha Stewart or Ina Garten, now those are woman with class and a slate full of experience. Not just some mildly...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:43:00 GMT

i like listing things.....

things that make me happy.....always.-Good people, with good conversations to be had.-Education on many levels.-Clothing and an acute sense of style.-Being helpful and those who too are helpful.-Comed...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 22:31:00 GMT

news.....indeed

yes, i am moving home in june.no, i will not be sadyes, i do hate orlandono, i do not hate any of youyes, i will miss you allno, i will not go seasonalyes, i am happier with thingsno, i do not like my...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 10:58:00 GMT

as of now.

    If you would have asked me two weeks ago if i hated where i am....i would of said yes.  Now.....now is diffrent. I dont care what happens to me at work, i dont care what people...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:42:00 GMT

resistance is futile...

so why bother, yes i told my parents i wouldnt get a tattoo....but i lied, because im a terrible son. Its whatever, ive wanted this for a ver long time and its about time i did somthing life changing ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 08:21:00 GMT

great days...

its been weird....but fun. The fall wheather is finally here and i couldnt be happier about it...... new friends, justiene, and those who are old yet find new ways of making me happy and content. Im l...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 20:58:00 GMT

for those of you who find me dumb...

Albert Einsteins theory of E=Mc2 states...in a nut shell....that in the smallest forms of matter, such as an atom, can yield massive amounts of energy. That a glass of ordinary water can have the pote...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 20:47:00 GMT

Sorry Saturday Sanctums.....

Welp....we planned a trip to the beach....but instead we head out to a camp site to get whickey whaaaaa and we are until a pretty little cop comes and ruins it for us. He gets to chatting with mitch.....
Posted by on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 21:57:00 GMT

October.... busy... busy... busy...yet exciting!

so ya...october is gonna be a weired..busy...and exciting month....i have to make a Link (from Zelda...moron) costumes outta cardboard...any help is welcome, i may help in waxing my first ass.....awkw...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 01:41:00 GMT

ever guet a crappy teacher

so ya...i was fiddling with mitchs guitar.... that i dont even know how to play......and i showed him what i thought was an  E.....but it was a C, and i had the wrong fingering...........so he gr...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 08:32:00 GMT