The Ass = The Arabian Sewer SystemThe Ass is originally from United Arab Emirates.It’s members are looked upon as national heros
with their Persian rock’n’roll,later to be known as Blue Sand.Their sound made the beautiful women of the Emirates completly loose their mind and had to be satisfied for days and days.Their fame soon became so enormous that Sheik Ass and his friends had to leave their Rolls Royces and harem behind, and escape through the world’s sewer system.After a long,disguisting and lifethreatning journey,they showed up from a manhole among giant Moskus in Dovre, Norway.They have now washed their sheik suits and polished their pilot glasses, and once again went underground, establishing their HQ deep down under the busy citizens of Oslo.Occasionally they are observed playing their shows in obscure weddings (traded their worn out camel for the bride),to constipations, in funerals,baptisms,at occult offering events, for Afghan asylum seekers,karsk shit-faced troendere etc.Rumours have it that their arch enemy The Fly, from the the depths of the sewage, is on the loose.The Ass immediately hit the studio, recording six red hot songs to shield the Norwegian man and woman from his dreadfull rageIn the meantime: Hold your breath and stay tuned»-(¯..v..¯)-» Design your MySpace with MyLook «-(¯..v..¯)-«
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