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chris

About Me

I am a unique rebel. I read Sylvia Plath. I eat tofu. I don't conform to typical social norms. I like to run and work out and take yoga classes to open my mind and free my spirit. I own a girl, her name is Christine. She satisfies my needs. Every now and then I have to discipline her and it isn't pretty. I feel bad sometimes but I believe it is necessary. I like loud, angry rock music. I like to pluck the guitar and bang the drums.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Zakk Wylde, Mike Murphy, John Corey, Carmen Electra, Jenn Cresci, Fox Mulder