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Mike

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About Me

Hey whats going on?! Im Mike and I wanna take every walk in life before its over.. carpe diem! I would say that I'm very funny, real, openminded, sarcastic and outgoing. I'm a pretty down to earth guy who likes to do the normal guy things, playing video games, working out, watching sports (Especially the Reds, Pistons, Yankees, Bengals, WWE and UFC!), partying, going to the bars, being outdoors, tennis, going for loong bike rides, disc golf, or anything else that keeps me active. If you like what you see and read get ahold of me! AOL IM = Mystik513

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone down to earth with a good personality or as Motley Crue says, "GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS" :-)

Music:

Music is the soundtrack of life and I like TONS of each and every kind, well except country but willie nelson,johnny cash, and david allan coe are the shit, but the rest of that music I could prolly do without~Rap~ DJ Drama, DJ Kayslay, Nate Dogg, 2 pac, Snoop, Atmosphere, Mos Def, wu tang, Jeezey, Three 6 Mafia, Trick Daddy, old school twista, Bone, All of the houston texas scene (rip dj screw), Insane Clown Posse, Del, Kottonmouth Kings, Esham, UGK, etc. ~Rock~ Modest Mouse, Mars Volta, Pink Floyd, Mudvayne, Nine Inch Nails, Korn, Deftones, Lords of Acid, KMFDM, John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Fischerspooner, Rancid, Weezer, Mighty Bosstones, Misfits, 311, White Stripes, Poison, Bloodhoung Gang, Freezerburn (if youre from dayton ohio check them out at canal street tavern!), The Doors, Pantera.. rip dimebag darrell, Rob Zombie, System of a Down, Tool, Led Zeppelin, a whole lot of etc., this list will keep getting bigger

Movies:

Mostly horror, comedy and action flicks. Scary Movie 1 & 2, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Office Space, Players Club, Bad Santa, Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas, Friday, Next Friday, Animal House, Dawn of the Dead, Walking Tall, Gone in 60 Seconds, South Park, Dazed and Confused, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Broken Vessels, Revenge of the Nerds, Reqrium for a Dream, all Texas Chainsaw Massacres, all terminators, Road Trip, American Pie, Tupac Ressurection, Half Baked, Requiem For a Dream, Dont be a Menace to South Central.., HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, Blow, Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle, etc. etc. etc

Television:

WRESTLING!!!, Masterminds, Nopi Tunervision, Chappelles Show, Beavis and Butthead, Strangers With Candy, Cops, In Living Color, Americas Most Wanted, Ultimate Fighter, Pimp my Ride, Wildboyz, etc. etc. etc...

Books:

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM CINCINNATI WHEN...Your idea of a three-way is chilli over spaghetti topped with cheddar.---You hate Cleveland, but you don't know why, and you've never been there.---You think Pete Rose and Marge Schott were railroaded.---There are less than 100 murders a year, and you still think you're in Detroit.---You think Dayton is a Third World country.---Losing football teams draw more fans than winning baseball teams.---Indiana is about 20 miles away, but it takes about four hours to get there.---It's too cold in the winter, and too hot and humid in the summer, to ever stay outside for very long.---You drive to Columbus or Louisville to avoid the prices at the Cincinnati airport.---City council members hold debates on whether or not they should debate in the first place.---Tourists still flock downtown to catch a glimpse of cast members from "WKRP," even though the show hasn't aired on network television since 1984, and the show was filmed in LA anyway.---If you do something -- anything -- in public long enough, sooner or later it will be banned.---Your low-fat diet is never low enough to exclude Graeter's ice cream.---You get through winter listening to Marty and Joe's broadcasts from the grapefruit leagues.---Big Red Smokies are a ballpark treat, not cause to dial 9-1-1.---Chocolate and cinnamon, not peppers and beans, are in your chili.---You can drive 30 minutes in any direction to hear a different accent than your own.---You can accurately judge people's social status by which Kroger's store they frequent.---You can go to any church festival in any neighborhood on any weekend and see at least five people you either work with, went to school with, or dated.---Even the slightest mention of former baseball commissioner A. Bartlett Giamatti makes your blood boil and your ears steam.---Any carbonated beverage is a "coke."---Your favorite convenient store sounds like a labor union.---You honestly believe that Pete Rose should be in the Baseball Hall Fame.---You have more stadiums, coliseums, and arenas than you know what to do with.---Your favorite Coney Island isn't in New York. ---You know how Jerry Springer got his start.---You know what a pony keg is.---You know the difference between Hudy and "Who Dey."---You know what cream ale is, and you think that cream soda should be bright red.---You think Kentucky is only slightly more civilized than Afghanistan.---You know in which state the Greater Cincinnati Airport is located.---You actually understand the word, "CRAVE" and white castle burgers.---You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Cincinnati.

Heroes:

HULK HOGAN!!!