What is your favorite word?
Passion
What is your least favorite word?
Final
What turns you on?
Humor, sensitivity, candor
What turns you off?
Anyone who refers to himself/herself in 3rd person
What sound or noise do you love?
Laughter
What sound or noise do you hate?
A woman calling out her own name in bed
What is your favorite curse word?
Fuckstick
What profession other than yours would you like to try?
Writing music
What profession would you not like to try?
Anything else
If heaven exists, what do you want to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Surprise!