So much to write, well let's start with me in general, I’m me, and that’s all I’ll ever be, I don't try to put on an act to impress people, it's not good to try to be someone else and fail at it. I live a little town called Malvern, and to be honest it's a crap hole, nothing to do, the only real "club" was shut down ages ago, and unless you like pubs or old antique shops then there isn’t much else to do really. As soon as I can then I’m outta here. As for a job I work alongside my dad as a general builder and it's great. OK we have our row's every now and again, but overall it's a great job I get to work outside all day and I am pretty much my own boss, as for after work, I have a joined a gym at the start of 2007, that keeps me busy for a few evenings a week, then there are the cars (there's been a few) all I have now is a rover 400 estate, it's the works car really but I use it as the daily drive, also I have just brought another MR2, one like this but it's blue, this is my old oneI love these car's, it's the type of car that if you ask a 7 year old to draw a sports car then it usually look's like a MR2, this one's a bit ill though as it need's a new heart but that should all change in a few week's as I should have a new engine for it, then there is the great group of friends that I have, most of them I have known since school, and we still see each other on a regular basis,So that's me in a nutshell, well not really a nutshell I’ve tried to get into one of those before and it hurt, anything else that you want to know then just ask, I’m sure that reading this has got you all mesmerized about me, so please one at a time.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 
Name: Mr Simon Shirley 
Birthday: Today 14.02.1984 
Birthplace: Sussex, down in the big smoke 
Current Location: Over there to the right, bit further, little more, a little more, down a smidge, and i should be just there, 
Eye Color: Hazel, ok i admit Green 
Hair Color: Black 
Height: 180cm about, and in english 6 foot 
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty tighty 
Your Heritage: Eh? 
The Shoes You Wore Today: Wellington boots, no really 
Your Weakness: Spending money on usless shit that i dont need 
Your Fears: I laugh in the face of fear, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha  
Your Perfect Pizza: Caspian £2.50p mighty meat, AWESOME 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Hmmmm, Good question, i'll come back to this one 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fuck right OFF 
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh look, the ceiling 
Your Best Physical Feature: Legs for sure 
Your Bedtime: Later on some time 
Your Most Missed Memory: loads, to many to list 
Pepsi or Coke: I love the coke 
MacDonalds or Burger King: Bugger King, but really i will alwasy want a KFC 
Single or Group Dates: WOO HOO Gang bang 
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Eh? 
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate 
Cappuccino or Coffee:  Coffee 
Do you Smoke: Nope. not smoked for 23 years 
Do you Swear: To fucking right 
Do you Sing: Yep, i'm dam good to  
Do you Shower Daily: Ummm, who dosen't, oh yeah the Ding 
Have you Been in Love: Yep  
Do you want to go to College: Not really 
Do you want to get Married: Yep 
Do you belive in yourself: If i don't, who will? 
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope, drive to fast to worry about things like that. 
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm dot a ugly ducking if thats what you mean 
Are you a Health Freak: I go to the Gym 3 times a week and eat what the hell i want, what the lord gives with one hand, he takes with the other i guess 
Do you get along with your Parents: Parents as in the Mum and the Dad then yea, it's the evil step-mother thats out to ruin me 
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep all that crashing and banging is fun ain't it also I like to have sex druing them as well it's just like i'm making the anti-christ? 
Do you play an Instrument:  
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yar, far to much 
In the past month have you Smoked: No, not smoked for over 23 years 
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope 
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Unless i missed someone then no 
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Mall?, bloody yanks, i bin into town if thats what you mean 
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Again, bloody yanks what is a Oreos? 
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I'm gonna catch me a little fishy, i'm gonna have it for me tea 
In the past month have you been on Stage: Life is a stage my dear 
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope 
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Always plan to but never seem to find the time. 
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Moi? no i', a good little boy 
Ever been Drunk: I refer you to 11 questions ago.... 
Ever been called a Tease: yep, by who, that is for me to know and you to never know... 
Ever been Beaten up: Nope, i'm a double hard bastard 
Ever Shoplifted: nope 
How do you want to Die: Shagging 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ^^^^^^ 
What country would you most like to Visit: Just one nah, i wanna see the world.... 
In a Boy/Girl.. 
Favourite Eye Color: dose that really matter 
Favourite Hair Color: see above 
Short or Long Hair: as befor^^ 
Height: about the same as me or smaller 
Weight: average, i like summit i can see not a stick 
Best Clothing Style: i dunno, supprise me 
Number of Drugs I have taken: None, as i said i'm a good little boy 
Number of CDs I own: Loads 
Number of Piercings: None......yet 
Number of Tattoos: As above 
Number of things in my Past I Regret: If i thought i was going to regret anything, i would not of done it would I 
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