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Stupid people make my ass twitch.I had a twin but I ate her.I had my imaginary friend ordained a minister.My vagina tastes like lemon merangue.Satan is my co-pilot.My favorite drug is NyQuil.I am available for childrens parties.

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My Jesus Story

Halloween night 2007, I was at work (hardly) standing out front, smoking a cigarette with one of my customers. Then here comes this guy. A guy who comes around every day just to bum cigarettes, and ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 11:52:00 GMT

dude

I always end up doing things like this when I have absolutely nothing to say. Today is no different. I have nothing to say. It is a beautiful day here on the central coast, so I can't complain. My gr...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:11:00 GMT

whatever

My spech on "How to Prepare for a Zombie Attack," was a complete success dispite the computer malfunctions I experienced this morning (all of my data had been erased and I had to start over from scrat...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 14:57:00 GMT