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MJ

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm just a nice girl who's trying to find a nice guy in a nice city. I have a very sharp wit which most say is too sharp for my own good but that's probably because they didn't get the joke. I LOVE the gym, I don't like peas, eggplant, ginger, nuts in my food, but I like nuts, peppers, and don't ever bring gefilte fish my way. Even though I'm in the 'tribe' I will gouge your eyes out if I see that disgusting gel like 'food' coming my way. I think whomever thought of Family Guy and American Dad should win some kind of award. Not necessarily something that is world recognized, just something big enough to make Bin Laden take notice. For those of you who think BL wasn't watching and betting on the Super Bowl, you need to buy a bridge...STAT!!!

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My Interests

Sports (playing AND watching), spicy tuna hand rolls, Latin dancing, Latin food, Latin music...(no, I am not a Latina), Sunday brunch with chicken apple sausage, fitness magazines, reading about Buddism, dogs (I think I want to make them my career), becoming the best person I can everyday, I have used power tools (I have used a plasma cutter..uh huh,I have so!), people watching, wine tasting, and a bunch of other stuff you're not going to read.

I'd like to meet:

I think that the men that my friends and I have met in NYC are hilarious! I truly do. Having lived here all my life, I could write a book/produce a mini-series/start a cult/have a parade every Sunday and probably cure cancer before I figure out how loopy you guys are. Apparently you don't know how to read. Ok, no judgements here. If all you want to do is look at pretty pictures that's fine, but I have to be honest. I have less than 0 interest in being 'friends' with a 54 year old from rural Texas. No offense again to the Southern community, I mean you guys do make some good BBQ. That aside, if you really, really want to meet a nice girl, I STRONGLY suggest that you read what she has written....chances are, she's not talking out of her butt hole. Maybe I'm just miffed because in the month after surgery that my arm was in a sling only 1 ONE guy offered me a seat on public transportation. I want to know who killed chivalry in NYC because that sucker is a dead man! For me, you need to be athletic, super witty, sarcastic, very bright, romantic, considerate and compassionate....with a killer head of hair. Extra points if you recycle! That's all I have to say about that.

Music:

Old school Jazz, Duran Duran, 80s stuff in general, Latin jazz, Swing/big band, Counting Crows, and that song about the alphabet.

Movies:

Young Frankenstein & Blazing Saddles all other movies are cheap imitations.

Television:

Recently I watched something on PBS about the 'sleeping Buddah' found at an archaeological dig in Afghanistan, Discovery Channel, Sigmund ans the Sea Monsters, Land of the Lost, The Daily Show, Chelsea Handler, MXC, Ghost Hunters and I must admit some horrendous reality TV because it makes me feel REALLY good about myself!

Books:

That ol Lama guys sure seems to know a thing or two! I have to admit, I do own some of those 'idiot guides' as cliff notes for adults. 'America' the Jon Stewart version - HI-larious!ICurrently I am reading 'Train your brian, change your life' I would like to read more, but first have to work on improving my attention.....oh look at that pretty bird...oh, where was I. Yes, my attention span.

Heroes:

Does Wonderwoman count? no? ok, how about the people with missing limbs that compete in professional sports? Good enough?

My Blog

I agree with you guys. Girls ARE crazy!!!

Ok guys, here’s the opportunity for a real NYC woman to get on your side. I suggest you take advantage while you can. For those of you that know me, and now for those that don’t, I work in...
Posted by MJ on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:52:00 PST