Ted

New Picture

A friend drew a picture of me and I wanted to share it, so that's uploaded now. I've decided that time travel is for me.
Posted by Ted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Popularity Is Through the Roof

The best thing about 2010 is that I've got a lot more e-friends and a few more addresses. You heard it here first.
Posted by Ted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's been a long time...

I shouldn't have left you without a dope beat to step to. Screw you, Ted 
Posted by Ted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hey LADIES!

E-Friends, I'm trying to find a nice gal around my age. Therefore, I've begun recruiting as many middle-age broads as possible. Unfortunately this task is proving to be more of a challenge t...
Posted by Ted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Burn in Hell, Lil' Nick!

Lil' Nick gets hideous haircuts at home and screens his messages! Prepare to feel my wrath, you little monster....
Posted by Ted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lil' Nick is a Moron in an E-Friends Clothing!

Lil' Nick- SEND ME YOUR HOME ADDRESS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, I HAVE AN URGRENT NEED TO SEND YOU SOMETHING GREAT. And as of tomorrow, we are no longer e-friends. I hope you feel thoroughly embarr...
Posted by Ted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some People I Need Addresses From STAT

I'm not big on deleting friends from my profile (it makes me look rude), so if the following people would kindly send their addresses, I'll get your special gifts on the way: Kyle Suicycogirl Nic...
Posted by Ted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hard Times

I'm afraid that with my new-found popularity, I'm going to have to start being more selective with who I allow to be my e-friends. As much as I would like to make special gifts for everyone, it's jus...
Posted by Ted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Popularity Is On the Rise

I now have five e-friends, one cellmate, and zero home addresses (no P.O. boxes, please!). If someone wouldn't mind sending me a white pages, that would be great. Prediction (although I lost my Taro...
Posted by Ted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Do Me a Favor

Let's barter by mail! You send me a hand spade and I'll send you a personalized gift!
Posted by Ted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST