I'm now the big 3-O and a nurse for about a year and a half. I work on the Special Care Unit at Geisinger Danville. It can be really intense with periods of complete breakdown. It's worth it though. I now have 4 dogs. Mia, Molly, Coby, and introducing Hammie. He's a wild man hence, the name! Have you seen Over the Hedge? I'm married now 4 year and we bought a house on Shickshinny Lake in which we ride our jet ski's. It's really beautiful here. And as you can see since, I have graduated I'm enjoying my life! When time allows me of course.Click here for Myspace glitter graphics and Myspace layouts
glitter-graphics.comSubject: You know you're a nurse if...Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work!You know you're a nurse if ......You would like to meet the inventor of the call light some night in a dark alley.
Your sense of humor gets more warped each year.
You know the smell of different diarrheas and can identify them.
You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing than they know.
You check the caller ID on your day off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.
You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone at another table sick.
You notice that you are using more 4 letter words than you even knew before you started nursing.
Every time someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of them on you.
You live by the motto 'to be right is only half the battle, to convince the doctor is more difficult.'
You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your coworker and to holler if they need help.
Your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago's water tank.
You find yourself checking out other customer's veins in grocery waiting lines.
You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.
Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.
You have seen more penises than any prostitute.If you are not a nurse and have been sent this by a friend who is, it's just to help you understand our mind set and questionable mental status/sanity. Most of the time we function in spite of this sick sense of humor, fairly normally and very responsibly.
