About Me
Things that make me smile: Good music, my friends, my family, my dogs, alcohol, cycling, countryside, cheese - Dairylea dunkers rule!, badges, people falling over, old people, lucozade, VW golfs and camper vans, Sandra Bullock, Keighley Hawes, dancing - watching other people dance badly, cows, peas, clean socks, the smell of tar, my mums fairy cakes, carrot cake, unexpected mail, roller blading (badly), randomness, being bitter, being sarcastic, getting to the bus stop just as the bus comes round the corner, bobble hats, rain, Dolly Parton, other vegetarians, Stonehenge, motorbikes, sea cows.Things that annoy me: moody people (other than me), finding empty bottles in the fridge, leaving toast in the butter, aubergines, courgettes, standing in dog poo, stupid people, tracksuits, headaches, workmates, my queenie friend Kean when hes being a nob, my flatmates drinking the last bit of milk, pigeons, smelly old people, the guy who smells of piss who goes to my gym and swears constantly, being skint, living in shithole, missing my family.
