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About Me

What can I say that won't incriminate me? So I'm a wise guy. is that so bad? I'm also a tech support engineer. Because let's face it, someone has to fix these things, and when they do, they gotta pay. If only they paid for preventative maintenance.Reminds me, have you paid for yours? It would be a shame if somethin' awful were to happen to your PC basically I work hard and I play hard. Same old story, work, sleep, play, not necessarily in that order.

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My Interests

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Finding new photots to put on the back of milk cartons, Making shoes from unconventional materials, such as concrete, Mastering computer technology, Italian food, Cadillacs and Lincolns, The latest Waste Management trends, Book keeping (or is it book making?), Studying the sleep habits of fishes, Staying ahead of the latest Microsoft Windows "improvements"And of course computer safety. We all know how dangerous a computer can be. :)

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I'd like to meet:

Osama Bin Laden. So I could strap him to the nose of a plane and fly him into one of his own villages, maybe strap some copper wire around his balls and connect it to a car bettery for awhile first.George Bush's geography teacher, so I can slap her for not teaching him the diffference between Afghanistan and Iraq. Here's a hint George, the guys we want aren't where you sent most of our troops!The assholes who write spyware and viruses, so I could break their fingers. The idea is to keep them from writing more. Maybe lobotomies so they don't go Steven Hawkings about it...

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Music:

I like all kinds of music. My tastes are wide and varied on music. From Michael Buble to Staind, my library is pretty large.

Movies:

Scarface

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The Godfather trilogy Goodfellas Donny Brasco Casino Boiler Room Get Shorty

Television:

TV is for the news and HBO. It's nice with a DVD player too.

Heroes:

My old pal, Poo Flinger.

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