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About Me

Hobbies: Snail baiting, driving without lights, drinking from canals, shouting at the army.... ...Job: Currently basket weaving in a sort of private hospital... (we don't actually get paid for this, but we do get food and special boots...). Ambition in life: To serve as an example to others..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy who stuck a kebab to our front door at the weekend (...God love him)- and anyone who's still awake after reading all this shite. Let me know what floats yer boat....Having said that if you're the kind of sad, vacuous clothes horse that watches: America's next Top Model, Pop Idol or Celebrity Love Island, don't push my buttons....just move along the bus there...I'm joking of course, come one - come all, you lucky,lucky people.MYFLYPROFILE.NET

My Blog

Curse of the giant buggy's....

"My friends, the baby buggy or 'Multiple Infant Transportation Unit, is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man." I live in a shopper's paradise. I've e...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:16:00 GMT

'One night stands - stay the night or flee at first light....

It was the 'Mount Fucking Everest' of nights..... The drinks were flowing by lunchtime that Friday... the Boss, normally a stickler for the rules declared: 'Well, seeing as it's P.O.E.T.S day, you may...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 15:27:00 GMT

I just saw how they make coke......Eeeeeewh...

Strewth, did you see how the Columbians make coke on the box tonight? Instead of making all the toilet cisterns in clubs wear pointy hats to make peoples gear fall off, why dont they fit them with a m...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 17:02:00 GMT