I wish I had a goat, I hate everyone, I hate everything, say sandwich, don't look at it!
Do you like burritos?
Pasta in a cup, I stole a salt shaker and filled it with sugar, I have an itch, I can fit that bush in my shirt, Thursday?
Mexico head, Tuesday, creepy elevator guy, I opened the Diet Coke can after I saw her shake it, this should be illegal, you're touching me!
Don't touch me!
It's not an assembly until I take off my shoe, it's cold in here, I have a ketchup collection in my car, I like beans, I want to kick everyone!
I want to wound your flesh, I am an albino ninja, I am a vampire, being a vampire is like having a permanent hangover, that's not mine, mine!
Give me that!
Everything is stupid.
Hypocrite!
Ok, I think that's it.
Have a nice day.
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