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Calamity Jex

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I dislike: People dragging their feet on the floor. Getting shampoo in my eyes. Cellulite. Ankle boots and skirts. Shallow people. Being stuck inside on sunny days. Sand in my knickers. Drizzle. Cauliflower. People stopping in front of me in the street. Men leering. Losing things. Banging my head. Fat days, bad hair days, ugly days and oh my god i'm a rhino days. Cats. Work. Dark mornings in the winter. Early starts. Snow. Awkward feelings. Fake people. Meat. Being on hold. Horror films. Looking in the mirror. Running out of things. Cheeky children. Cynicism. People like me. Being mollycoddled. Rain. Winter. Holiday Makers. Having itchy eyes while wearing mascara. Saying No. Being late, and anyone who is late. Dance music. Boy racers. Hospital programs like ER, Holby City. Feeling constricted. Gold. Getting caught. Baths. Prudes. Washing up. Ironing. Yellow cars. Moths. Cows. Animal cruelty. The Fox Hunting ban (ask me about the irony, if you think it's there). Spending time on my hair to have the weather mess it up. Being laughed at. Mind games. Racists. Homophobes. Faschists. Religion. People who wont leave. Working Saturday mornings. Saying good-bye. What I see of the world. Bullies. Attention whores. Feeling vunerable. Answerphones. Waxing.
I like: Fromage Frais and Hula Hoops together. Sunsets and sunrises. The beach. Sarcasm. Making people stare. Chocolate. Music. Music on the beach. Silver jewellery. Stars. COFFEE. Smiling, smiles. Banana and ready salted crisp sandwiches. Heavy rain and thunder storms. Being appreciated. Getting lost in a song. Laughing, I love laughing. Hearing people laugh. Making people laugh. Putting my feet up and having a smoke. Dogs. Work. Sunshine. Passion, real pure passion between people. Tuna sandwiches. Bright colours. Batman. Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell. Genuine people. Laughing at myself. Every shade of pink. Did I mention chocolate? Fantasy (and fantasies). Compliments. Crosswords. White lilies. Red roses. Women with tattoos. Men with tattoos. Tattoos. Scenery - long walks across beautiful beaches and headlands. Leather. Giving presents. Cheesecake. Giving people a chance. 5.30pm. Soap Operas. Comedy and Action Films. Lying around in my underwear. Taking pictures. Sneezing. Colouring my hair. Getting things pierced. Getting tattoos. Showers. The easily offended. wcs. Hoovering. Playing rugby in the rain. Thinking deeply. Open-minded people. Poetry. Compliments. Ideas. Writing and receiving letters. Lazy Sundays on the sofa. Women dancing. Coco Cola. Tuna salad sandwiches (!!). Feeling safe. Flirting. Campaigning for charity. Wrapping presents. Giving presents.MySpace Backgrounds by Iron Spider
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ARRRRGGHH. No.

I'm so angry. Fucking.. fucking... fucking... idiot. I'm trying to do something lovely for a friend of mine before she has her baby, the plans were going perfectly, and secretly. Until I involve a&nb...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 13:50:00 GMT

Friday Bliss...

It's ten past one on Friday afternoon, I've got four and a half hours left at work and then an entire week off. Woooooooohoo. Work has been doing my head in recently, the only times these days (becau...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:19:00 GMT

Clear now.

If you let people know that you're weak, they'll walk all over you. Trust no one, and in my case, not even yourself.
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:03:00 GMT

Dreams

Long time no writey. Am home and poorly. Everyone say 'Ahhhhhh'. Dizzy, sicky and achey. Bleh. What happened to the Summer, it is the 17th of bloody June and we've had about one good day so far. You ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 04:10:00 GMT

Bleh.. Gurgh... Erk.

It's Run to the Sun... and it's terrifying. I haven't been around this many people in years and it absolutely horrifies me. I can't image how 'easy' it is to live without this anxiety, to not be const...
Posted by on Sat, 26 May 2007 02:01:00 GMT

The moral of the story is...

See guys - you have to comment my blog to remind me it's even here. So thanks to Loafy for that one. James is away again, working in Looe (where the fuck is Looe?!), but he should be coming home ever...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 01:10:00 GMT

The Secretary

It's been a little while since I've posted a blog now. When I leave it for a long time I find it very hard to get back into the swing. But also, I must confess& please forgive me&. I've been cheating ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 03:22:00 GMT

Apple

Oh happy day... ooh happy day... oooh happy day! Friday. Happy day. Ten days off. Happy days. I hate... toddlers. That's not true, I don't hate toddlers. I hate it when toddlers try and talk to me an...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 02:50:00 GMT

Thursday Smursday

You did a good thing there Ricey - commenting on my blog, otherwise I probably wouldn't have started another post. This one is on you. The Happy Day Fairy didn't really come... perhaps she was in a h...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 08:12:00 GMT

Deflated.

Raaaar. Sometimes I feel like I'm really fighting this, that i'm getting on top of it and taking it by it's horns, and other days I feel like it's got me trapped in the corner and it's horns are abou...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:47:00 GMT