Disclaimer: Monotonously monogamous in a monistic way - so don't even go there dudes and "dude-etters;" I'm not interested in joining singles clubs, groups, etc so please no invites; and last of all... spam is meant to be eaten, hence I eat spammers for lunch by reporting them.FRIENDS: If I know you, know someone who knows you and thinks you're cool, or if you know the secret password, I'll approve your request to be friends. Frankly, I'm not sure why you'd submit to the torture. Hmmm, must be my enchanting personality and great communicative skills... then again, perhaps the EBENs or MiB made you do it.