-Pissing on Toilet seats -Whiskey -Stamp Collecting -tasting fear -helping the misguided youth -praying -preying -bastardizing my kids (past and future) -making lists as long as my arm with topics such as: failure, revenge, sex, and possible movie titles -Words associated with Penis or Vagina and/or Hairy -Heckeling at Special Olympic Events -Dixie Stampede
Walter Brimley, Trimaxion/Max as seen in "Flight of the Navigator"
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? It would be my own piss but, I just drank
Beverage (alc) ? Fuck You, You Fuckity-Fuck!
Color ? Snake
Food ? Snake
Item of clothing ? This was a bad idea
Meal of the day ? How 'bout My Dong
Feature on yourself ? Porno Feature
Quality in a guy/girl ? Don't Care (who wrote this sloppy shit?)
Phrase ? NOT GUILTY
Song ? I Cum Blood
Musical Artist/Band ? People still Consider This Art?
Sport ? Beating then Fucking people Who ask
Movie ? My Dick is Soar
TV Show ? Pawned it
Radio Station ? Bank took Car
Type of Chocolate ? Sexual
Eye Color ? Eye-patch
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? I don't "DO" pets (sick fucko)
Smoke ? Unemployed
Drink ? What ?
Have any piercings ? A Pierced Patience level with Fuck-off Surveys
Have any tatoos ? Scars (inside and out)
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend I don't stick around long enough to care
Had sex ? This Box Is not Designed to fit my answer
Gone streaking ? Look at the inside of the toilet after I lay-one-down
Gone skinny dipping ? Fuck, have you seen me Naked? Skinny wouldn't come to mind
Been to Europe ? Where's that?
Been to an island ? For the last time, I didn't Kill that Natalie girl
Had stitches ? Got Medicare?
Broken any bones ? No, but I've come close with the moan bone.
Been stabbed/shot ? 15
Slept until after 12:00 ? Don't care
Stayed up all night ? Don't care
Danced like a whore ? No, but I have ass-fucked more of them than the days of the year
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? I don't "Hook up," I hooker up
Turned down a dare ? why do think I'm here, Shit pile
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? No Friends
Is the prettiest ? The one I paid for the hour
Is the most handsom ? Don't hook guys
Is the loudest ? The hooker that has an outbreak
Is the craziest ? The Black dude that's looking for me (unpaid tab)
Is the most shy ? Don't Care
Is the most loving ? The one that's paid in advance
Is the most understanding ? That doesn't work (I've tried)
Is the most boring ? All Of Them
Is the richest ? Not ME FUCK-HEAD! but, I'm getting some people together to take care of that.
Is the most athletic ? Do have any ideas?
Is the most cocky ? I only Look after MY DICK asshole
Is the biggest sex icon ? My dick after 4 drinks and $50 bucks.
Is the most wordly/cultured ? Don't listen people's shit
Do you look up to the most ? Don't suck cock
Do you tell everything to ? Parole officer
Has the best clothes ? I'm not paying to look at the Hook's clothes (you fuck)
Has the best house ? Shit, not mine
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? I've eaten your bullshit this long, nuff said.....
Kiss someone of the same sex ? For $75.00, a gun and shovel
Cheat on someone you love ? Fuck pal, are you fuckin retarded? That's been asked, and I believe answered (don't care)
Run away from home ? I'm usually running to it for a few reasons
Lie to your parents ? they lied first
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? Fuck man, I seriously think I should have quit by now. Looks like the author did.
Lie to your best friend ? Nothing is "best" with me
Give a homeless person money ? Sure, ask that fucking question again
Run from the police ? Refer to the Run away question
Bungee jump ? FUCK
Sky dive ? YOU.
Cross dress ? Oh, this where you write some childish bullshit curveball question trying to fuck me up. Next.
Be an exotic dancer ? Look, this is really bad.
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? How do you think I'm Unemployed and on the Internet
Scuba dive ? What is That
Go rock climbing ? What is This
Go spulunking (caving) ? I've heard this joke before, two guys behind the bar last night, right?
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? Who
Bologna ? foreskin
Hott ? foreskin
Orange ? lou gehrig's disease
Real world ? Opposite of what this author thinks of it. You fucking useless survey
Fuck ? CUNT (I win)
Jack ? -Off
Cucumber ? Skull Rape
Hip-Hop ? refer to the tone of the past answers and apply
Uniform ? chick-o-sticks and Vagina
UniCORN ! ? UNI-go fuck yourself....
Rainbow ? getting Fucked in the ass pal
Clown ? THE END
The kind of movies that got me kicked off of MySpace a year ago.
The kind in Motels that cost $13.95 on pay-per-view.
The ones that come in a black plastic bag.
I prefer Torpedoes or Grinders