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JakRandom

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About Me

My name is Josh and I am a young ambitious college student. I go to the Evergreen State College, the #1 Ultra Liberal Hippy School in the country. My two joys in life are teaching and my art. Teaching fills me with a sense of satisfaction and my glass pieces help me to express that satisfaction. Without either, I don’t think life would be worth living.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||| 30%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||| 16%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joshua Wiens
Birthday: March 11, 1988
Birthplace: Denver, Colorado
Current Location: Edmonds, WA (Soon to be Olympia, WA)
Eye Color: Ranges from green to blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 even
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Russian/German Hebrew
The Shoes You Wore Today: Kenneth Cole
Your Weakness: Bullets
Your Fears: are irrational
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage w/ jalapeno
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish first year at Evergreen with decent evaluations
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't IM... Yet
Thoughts First Waking Up: SEX, er.... Breakfast
Your Best Physical Feature: ...my eyes?
Your Bedtime: when ever
Your Most Missed Memory: ...Spike...
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: ...gross, Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea is disgusting
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: a little too much
Do you Sing: not very well
Do you Shower Daily: always
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: More that anything else in the entire world
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: 100%
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: A little
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: they're allright
Do you play an Instrument: not any more
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: A few
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I have never eaten a box of oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope, but there's always next month ; )
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: ... I had to hold on to the ground to keep from falling off the earth
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: Once, it was gum I think
How do you want to Die: I don't want to die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A teacher
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blond
Short or Long Hair: Short-medium
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: Ummm, 5
Number of CDs I own: ...3?
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I've learned regret is a waste of energy
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My Interests

I enjoy reading, writing, weight lifting, aikido, glass blowing, and playing old Super Nintendo games.
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone really, however, I appreciate genuine people above all others.

Music:


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Movies:

EarthShips



EarthShips, Mike Reynolds. My favorite movies are Memphis Belle, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Rumble in the Bronx, Water Boy, Transamerica, SLC Punk, Howls Moving Castle, Boondock Saints, Super Troopers, Million Dollar Baby, Gone in 60 Seconds, Lord of War, the origional Star Wars Trilogy, Memories of a killer, Everything is Illuminated, Green Street hooligans, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Wasabi (anything with Jean Reno), The Libertine, Mystery Men and Ghost in the Shell.

Television:

My favorite TV shows are Sopranos, Deadwood, Carnival and The Daily Show. My favorite cartoons: Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Family Guy, Full Metal Alcamist, The Boondocks and Futurama
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Books:

Decision at Thunder Rift, The Sword and the Dagger, Mercenary's Star, The Price of Glory, Warrior: En Garde, Warrior: Riposte, Wolves on the Border, Warrior: Coupé, Heir to the Dragon, Lethal Heritage, Blood Legacy, Lost Destiny, Way of the Clans, Bloodname, Falcon Guard, Wolf Pack, Natural Selection, Ideal War, Main Event, Blood of Heroes, Far Country, Assumption of Risk, D.R.T., Close Quarters, I am Jade Falcon, Highlander Gambit, Tactics of Duty, Bred for War, Star Lord, Malicious Intent, Hearts of Chaos, Operation Excalibur, Black Dragon, Impetus of War, Double-Blind, Binding Force, Exodus Road, Grave Covenant, The Hunters, Freebirth, Sword and Fire, Shadows of War, Prince of Havoc, Falcon Rising, Threads of Ambition, The Killing Fields, Ghost of Winter, Roar of Honor, By Blood Betrayed, Dagger Point, Measure of a Hero, Path of Glory, Illusions of Victory, Flashpoint, Test of Vengeance, Patriots and Tyrants, Initiation to War, The Dying Time, Imminent Crisis, Storms of Fate, Operation Audacity, Endgame, Assassins Apprentice, Royal Assassin, Assassins Quest, Ship of Magic, Mad Ship, Ship of Destiny, Interview with the Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, Queen Of the Dammed, The Tale of the Body Thief, Memnoch the Devil, Viterio the Vampire, Storm Front, Fool Moon, Grave Peril, Summer Knight, Death Masks, Blood Rights, Dead Beat, Proven Guilty, Eye of the World, The Great Hunt, The Dragon Reborn, The Shadow Rising, The Fires of Heaven, The lord of Chaos, A Crown of Swords, A Path of Daggers, Winters Heart, Crossroads at Twilight, Knife of Dreams, A Debt of Bones, Wizards First Rule, The Stone of Tears, Blood of the Fold, Temple of the Winds, Soul of the Fire, Faith of the Fallen, Pillars of Creation, Naked Empire, Chainfire, Genome, Nature Via Nurture, Enders Game, Speaker for the Dead, Xenocide, Children of the Mind, Enders Shadow, Shadow of the Hegemon, Shadow Puppets, Shadow of the Giant, A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, The Fifth Sorceress, The Gates of Dawn, The Scrolls of the Ancients, Shades Children, A Hymn Before Battle, Gust Front, When the Devil Dances, Hell’s Faire, The Hero, Cally’s War, March Upcountry, March to the Sea, March to the Stars, We Few, Star Risk Ltd., The Scoundrel Worlds, The Double Cross Program, Dogs of Hell (Chris Bunch R.I.P.), Rally Cry, Union Forever, Terrible Swift Sword, Fateful Lightning, Battle Hymn, Never Sound Retreat, Band of Brothers, Men at War, The Last Legion, Firemask, Stormforce, Homefall, Ghost War, A Call to Arms, The Ruins of Power, A Silence in the Heavens, Truth and Shadows, Service for the Dead, By Temptations and By War, Fortress of Lies, Patriots Stand, Flight of the Falcon, Blood of the Isle, Hunters of the Deep, The Scorpion Jar, Target of Opportunity, Sword of Sedition, Daughter of the Dragon, Heretics Faith, and Fortress Republic to name a few…

My Blog

Fuck The South

Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep sl...
Posted by JakRandom on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:33:00 PST

School Stuff

Overall I'm glad that I'm back in school, but there are a few things I could do with out, mostly the home work. It's only the second day of classes and already I'm up past 11:00 doing home work. Ok, s...
Posted by JakRandom on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:45:00 PST

Stuff...

My little brother Shane just got back from a two week trip to Italy and France.  Im glad hes back, I missed him... And he bought presents : ).  He got me this really cool Venetian glass flow...
Posted by JakRandom on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 04:55:00 PST

Dude, I'm getting a Dell

"Dude I'm getting a dell!"  Dont you miss those commercials?  I can/t believe that they fired... Whatever his name was, because he got busted with pot.  Was there ever a doubt in your m...
Posted by JakRandom on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:58:00 PST

How to Become a Ninja

Hooray! The dojo is finally open again.  Last week, when the dojo was closed, was one of longest most boring weeks of my life.  It was driving me crazy.  The first day back was awesome....
Posted by JakRandom on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:30:00 PST

Karma Mother Fucker

HAHA, Karma mother fucker. Ok, so I never thought Id say this but the Everett Police kick ass. They found my car and the douche bag who stole it, and on top of that, when he tried to run they sicked t...
Posted by JakRandom on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:22:00 PST

Fuuuuuuuck

Fuuuuuck, my car was stolen today.  I drove an 87 Acura Legend so I probably wont ever see it again...  Its in a chop shop right now or on its way.  My only solace is knowing that who e...
Posted by JakRandom on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:22:00 PST

I'm on fire today...

Im on fire today...   Literally.  Today, work sucked.  I lit my self on fire......
Posted by JakRandom on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:41:00 PST