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Ono

Sir Realty, you are quite strange

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ono Nicholi Northey
Birthday: November 30, 1979
Birthplace: Nelson, BC
Current Location: The Mond Of the Rich
Eye Color: Hard to say, it changes and I can't see my own eyes. Let's go with brown for now.
Hair Color: Brown (heh, I'm a guy ok? You wanna use your hyper color sensitivity and give me another adjective that's your biz.)
Height: 6"1'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but I try to be ambi.
Your Heritage: Vikings and Mongolian hoards.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ummm mine... the white ones.
Your Weakness: Leg sweeps, scarfhold armlocks and ice cream.
Your Fears: Nothing at the moment. I reserve my fear for when I'm in danger.
Your Perfect Pizza: That's a secret recipe m'lad. For now, just assume it's good.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd like to get my black in kickboxing, and my 2nd dan in TMD... maybe not this year, but next would be nice.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Gosh, certainly not LO freakin L...
Thoughts First Waking Up: mmmmm...
Your Best Physical Feature: Depends on who you ask
Your Bedtime: 11
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't remember...
Pepsi or Coke: I find Coke works better as a toilet cleaner.
MacDonalds or Burger King: I have yet to find a use for either
Single or Group Dates: Either or really.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice? what is that, soup in cube form?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Smell? Vanilla. Taste, a mixture. Skin? vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccinos are more fun to make. I like making foam.
Do you Smoke: I assume I would if lit properly, but I haven't, no.
Do you Swear: Not really, no. I like to reserve it for when I'm really really pissed off. Has more impact that way.
Do you Sing: YES!
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah, the villagers with the torches don't come by nearly as often that way.
Have you Been in Love: Thought so at the time, anyway.
Do you want to go to College: Again? yeah, maybe.
Do you want to get Married: Are you proposing? We've never even met you freako.
Do you belive in yourself: Aye. I can do anything. Wanna see?
Do you get Motion Sickness: I think if you shake anybody enough they'll get sick...
Do you think you are Attractive: I like myself better with long hair, but whatever, hotornot seems to think so; good enough for me.
Are you a Health Freak: Heh, occasionally...
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, they'se is coo.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I guess. No real opinion on them as a noun, per se.
Do you play an Instrument: Aye, but it's a rather unconventional one.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HAHAH! YES! (The humor of this being that I really don't drink, but my friend Tanya spiked my ice cream the other day)
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope. The hunters with their crosses and flame throwers... so easily duped.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not to my knowledge, no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I think it was last month.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Pretty much daily for food or business
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, not a huge fan.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Aye. LOTS AND LOTS of it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: ... wait... ummm.... hm. No? Gads. That's a bad sign... Used to be a weekly event... Must get back on that.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, my garbage man is very observant and doesn't grab random passers by.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm not skinny, I'm just... Lean!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: The hearts of millions, no doubt.
Ever been Drunk: No, actually. Got tipsy enough once to lose muscle control and drop my glass, but not enough to lose my ninja reflexes so I couldn't catch it. (after that I switched to water)
Ever been called a Tease: Heh, yup.
Ever been Beaten up: Hazard o' the job ;)
Ever Shoplifted: Yes! AND I GOT AWAY WITH IT! BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
How do you want to Die: I don't, actually.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll let you know as soon as I plan on growing up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan would be neat.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown, I'd say.
Favourite Hair Color: Red. My lucious red heads, how I adore your shining strands of gold.
Short or Long Hair: Semi-long is nice, 'cause it flows and... er, drapes, nicely. Plus it tickles at good times in good places :-D
Height: I don't particularily care
Weight: I like them to be light and easy to carry
Best Clothing Style: Meh, all good really. I like flowing skirts.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Pfft, excluding headache medication and whatever it was they gave me when they took my wisdom teeth? Zippo
Number of CDs I own: Music? Hmmm... 4? (ask me how big my mp3 playlist is tho...)
Number of Piercings: I am whole!
Number of Tattoos: I thought about it, but just made some shirts with what I wanted on them instead.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I prayed for something one time, got it, and didn't capitalize on it. It was a small thing, but I regret not acting upon the universe's blessings after specifically requesting them.
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My Interests

Tong Moo Do, Kickboxing, Goju Ryu, Aikido, Judo, Jujitsu, TKD, JKD, Arnis/Cali/Escrima, Long & Short staff, Sai, Nunchuck, Katana, Ba Gua, Wing Tsun, Tai Chi, Wrestling, Sticky Hands, Pranic Healing... and... y'know... stuff that isn't martial arts too.

I'd like to meet:

Well, who I'd like to meet would be a girl with a great smile, a great laugh, and eyes that sparkle. Someone who can watch a person and know what they're feeling, and furthermore, cares. _______ Someone who is nice to people she doesn't HAVE to be. _______ Someone who is up for lots of things, and is open minded enough to try new ones. _______ Someone who enjoys learning new things, and gets excited about them! Someone who builds upon ideas, and doesn't simply observe them. Someone filled with passion and a lust for life! _______ Someone who can spend all day laughing and running around, and someone who can spend all day reading in the shade. _______ I'd like to think there are people out there like that.

Music:

In favor.

Movies:

In favor.

Television:

Against.

Books:

In favor.

Heroes:

MMmm food...

My Blog

Wonderful

I had the most delicious morning...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   I both could not wait to get up, was literally twitching and bouncing with excitement,...
Posted by Ono on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:51:00 PST

Japan 03

Well, a quick note this time, çause, well, it's all going to be in a video documentary (some really funny stuff, and some boring stuff, and... well, y'know, a vacation ;)   I'm comin' home, Renee...
Posted by Ono on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:28:00 PST

Japan 02

Feb 23 Mall/city center on the menu today!  Mayble I'll set up that XBOX too... Renee and I had an actual... y'know, like, date 'n stuff.  It was odd, y'know, because we've been living toget...
Posted by Ono on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:57:00 PST

Japan 01

Feb 19th I'm officially UP, now.  Weird.  I'll actually be in Japan... ummm soon-ish.  (heh, time differences...)   Feb 20, 3:23am The countdown begins.  I've adjusted my clo...
Posted by Ono on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:18:00 PST

Ja Ne... yooo hoooo

..> Sigh.  Haha, apparently, learning Japanese from all females, has given me something of a... yokina (gay) demenor.    hehe, I learned that the females actually use different wo...
Posted by Ono on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 04:22:00 PST

Japan!

A month of Japanese surreality should provide me will all KINDS of fun ideas and projects.   I've already gotten Renee to grab the keychains for Leah (both from Australia and Japan) but now that...
Posted by Ono on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:39:00 PST

Brandy's getting married!

I am so happy for her!  And, as we were talking, I realised something else I was.  Proud.   I am just so proud of her.  She's come such a long way, really.   In her abili...
Posted by Ono on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:50:00 PST

A few jabs at the internet dating inept

..>   I've been collecting these for a while now.  These are actual quotes from you ladies.  They are not taken out of context, nor were they phrased in a sarcastic manner. "YOU HA...
Posted by Ono on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:56:00 PST

Euphemisms

Euphemisms.    Why do people use them?  Why pretend to be something you aren't, or try to sugar coat it when, someone, somewhere, is looking for exactly you?  Think about it. ...
Posted by Ono on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:49:00 PST

Gothrotic?

Something I've noticed, is that I seem to attract a lot of goth chicks, online.   I wonder why that is...  My photo isn't very dark...  my writing is upbeat and cheery...   They d...
Posted by Ono on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:35:00 PST