My First Spore Monsters |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIeSVitKjPo
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Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:29:00 GMT |
No! No More Washy! |
I just ate a sandwich and it was ok. Then I put on my boots and kicked the sandwich plate into my bedroom. I'm tired of washing dishes! Strangely enough, I am not yet tired of walking around the heap ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 08:44:00 GMT |
Rock! Make Me a Latte! |
It turns out that God was angry at Moses because Moses was supposed to speak to the rock, not hit the rock with his staff. The lesson to be learned here is: ALWAYS speak to rocks - even the decorative...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 09:40:00 GMT |
I've Planned this Solid Toast Discourse Strategy |
I have been thinking about it, and I have decided that I'd like some toast. Quite a bit of toast. How much toast? Well, how much have you got, asshole?
Naturally, I'd only say that if some asshole ask...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:20:00 GMT |
The Swiss Will Pay for Their Sins |
I have a crossword-puzzle-a-day calendar, and I'm several days behind in my crossword solving. To make matters worse, I have decided that I hate my pink sweater, and that I'll never wear it again. I c...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:47:00 GMT |
i Cannot Answer My Email |
Did you write me an email lately? You probably did, especially if you were interested in buying my inflatable raft. If you didn't see the original ad, and you are interested in buying my raft, don't p...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 09:57:00 GMT |
Any King Would Be Happy |
I just drank a glass of tap water. It was delicious. If you ever visit my house, I will offer you a glass of this magnificent water. A king would be happy to raise a prince on this water. My tap water...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 23:04:00 GMT |
I May Never Find My Hat |
Was out searching for my hat today when I saw someone peeking at me from behind an oak. I investigated immediately - to my horror, it was a ghastly mime! I was so shocked that I slapped his face. He m...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:38:00 GMT |
Helpful Household Tips |
I dont know what to eat for dinner, but it must include salt, fat, and deliciousness. No, just kidding, all I eat is hardtack softened with a little bathwater. You should take pains to reuse your bath...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:27:00 GMT |
Yes, i know |
Had two slices of raisin toast for breakfast. I know what you're thinking: better you than me. But you're wrong. Perhaps I should have had a third slice, but I believe that man must never gorge himsel...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 08:03:00 GMT |
