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Etta

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About Me

hey i'm Joetta, i am so cool(well i think) an really HOT(i think so too) SUPA nice is my middle name!!! you can call me Jo the beautiful!! I love The Lord of the Rings and Star Wars and you!!!! I am a VERY happy person! People say i talk too much but if i didn't talk there would b lots of ackward silences which i hate!!! I love happy people but not happy 'on drugs' people just happy people!!! I'm excessively good at everything including waterpolo, debating(but i'm not a nerd, i hate the library), talking, swimming(i'm working on beating Kim the Brim), and just being totally adorably gorgous!!! So i'm awesome! I LoVE Orlando!!!! I can speak some French which is totally awesome!!!I love NUTELLA especially the nutella that you get free spongebob squarepants magnets with!!!! I love the Roosters too but secretly i love Jonathan Thurstan(I'm such a traitor but don't kill me)!!

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My Interests

I love making people cards like birthday cards etc! It's definetly an interest worth having!! I like sport especially the ones that involve sitting down and excersising my lungs and voice box, singing really badly at the top of my lungs is a sport for me!!! I also love cleaning which is weird i know but its me!!! I have interests in beds and soft fluffy pillows and blow up matresses you put in the pool!! I LOVE SLEEPING and DREAMING!!!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet........Orlando Bloom soo gorgeus!!! Also any guys whos hot, i know i'm discriminating but i don't want to meet UGLY guys, i can't help it if i have standards!!!! I want to meet the Queen(Thats my patriotic side) I want to meet Hayden Christensen!!! I want to meet Goerge Bush and i'd kill him, i'd b doing the world a favour so don't call me mean. I want to meet the Roosters and thats enough people for my lifetime, theres got to b a lot of hotties!!!

Music:

I love classical music call me old fashioned but it is sooooooo relaxing!! I also love the Star Wars soundtrack and all the tunes on Kimmys CDs especially 'I was only 19' which is our fave history song- u hav to listen to it its so heart-wrenching!!! My fave song in the whole world is Pippin's song out of The Lord of The Rings which makes me cry!! But i love 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin and the Lion King soundtrack!!! Don't call me weird i'm HOT and a music pro!!!! I can sing!!!(badly)!!!!

Movies:

I love THE LORD OF THE RINGS which is supa cool you have to see it!!! I have the Extended addition so u can come and watch it at my place(only if your a hot GUY)!! I also love Star Wars i love Anakin/Darth Vadar the best hes so evil and hot and i love evil and hot people!!! but he goes good in the end which i love even betta!!! Its such a good tale u can come and watch it at my place 2!!! I love all movies with Orlando Bloom in them especially Kingdom of Heaven, Ned Kelly and The Calcium Kid!!! I am a movie pro though seriously i think i've watched all of the best movies on the planet even the worst ones!!! I'm HOT remember though even if i spend alot of time watch movies with lots of episodes!!! But i love old style movies too I watched Sense and Sensability the other day and i cried enough tears to drown my whole house, my whole farm(i live on a farm) it was so sad!!! I cry lots too!!!! especially in movies!!! 'cry, do not weep for not all tears are for evil'-Gandalf says that he is so wise, hes my idol!!!!

Television:

I don't have a TV, TV is for fat people, thats why i'm supa slim but if i had a TV i'd always watch the Footy!! Go the Roosters, they beat Cowboys the other da, how good is that(i hope they didn't hurt Thurstan)!!!!!

Books:

The Lord of the Rings is my alltime fave!!! I love old style books too like Jane Austen books!!! I love books except for sci-fi, murders actually the only books i like are fantasy, romances(not ones when the characters are always on top of each other but funny ones) and old style!!!!

Heroes:

Aragorn-such a hero he like saves his girlfriend and MiddleEarth!!! Gandalf-so wise!!! Legolas-such a good aim!!Arwen-so beautiful!! Eowyen-such a strong woman!!! Kim the brim-such an awesome girl!! Myself- i think you have to be your own idol to get anywhere,just beleive in yourself and think that your so awesome its the only way to live(i should b everyones idol)!! My mum- such an awesome woman, she had the smarts to have me and she can pac a might good lunchbox!!! My dad- such an awesome guy, he also had the smarts to have me(takes 2 to make a baby)!!! Orlando Bloom-for setting my 'perfect guy' standards!!! Actually everyone whos alive today is my hero-its a tough world we live in and if your alive your cool!!!